[Hook]
There's not a person on this planet
Who believes you to be decent
You seem like the type of guy
Who'd say "adhesive" as "adhesent"
No one thinks that you could ever
Have a soul, heart, or a dick
Cause we all know that you're a scumbag
And a coward and a prick
You treat us worse than Adolf Hitler
You sing worse than Justin Bieber
Why on earth would any God forsake us all
By giving us the burden that is you
You
[Verse 1]
You've spent so much of your life displeasing others
That you don't know how to live
You missed it all, you lost the race
You should've moved at a faster pace
But you were too slow to do so
You feel the need to piss us off
When we're just trying to exist
So we go balls-out on you, Matthew
And now you're sister's pissed
And your sycophantic followers will treat you like a god
When will I see the ending of this redundant damn facade
Someday God will put an end to your doubtful and stupid forge
Until that time you'll feel the need to make me jump over a gorge
If I got a nickel every time you said a stupid fucking thing
Then I'd buy Czechoslovakia and deck myself in bling
And every time you spit words out, you cock, you've gotta make 'em sting
Make your 'em feel like shit and put their heart into a sling
When you're the only one on earth that all of us should criticize
And your ego is the only one that won't see through your lies
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I compared your IQ to a lima bean's
But I got angry mail from phaseolus lunatus
And pick fights and flinch away
You know you're just a puny tit
We'd try to give you balls but you'd just eat them in the process
You annoy and aggravate the ones around and make 'em nauseous
You're too busy pissing people off to notice that you suck
And you're too egotistical to notice we don't give a fuck
About your stupid and conformed opinions everybody hears
Conversing with you's like pushing an axe into my ear
And push it through until it hits my brain and all the other organelles
And puts me in a frenzy, makes my life a living hell
And an unactivated chainsaw up my nose and slowly slicing
Throw my face into a blender made for mixing things and dicing
Then get out and there's a hailstorm, gives me hypothermia
And jab three scissors in my cheeks and then my reddened corneas
Until my pupils dilate and then begin to squirt out blood
And fall off Niagara Falls inside a barrel while a flood
Is drenching everything in waterfall and infecting all our skin
You're like a Charlie horse, you're like a foot into my shin
And then grab me, pile-drive my face onto a cold and sharp ice rink
And the skates run my face over, and then it starts to stink
Like hydrogen peroxide and a can of aerosol
And kick and knee me till I reach a staircase and I tumble and I fall
Downstairs until I smash my fucking mug into a wall
And crawl and crawl until I get into a violent barroom brawl
And all the barflies buddy up and throw the stools into my chest
And throw empty bottles at my dome and as you probably guessed
The bartender spikes my drink with fucking absinthe and that night
I ralph and then I get the worse hangover of my life
And when I wake up there's a fat lady whose sitting on my skull
And then the bed breaks and when she gets up there's a bull
And I'm wearing red and then he rams his horns into my ribs
And then a drunken boozehound puts a needle in my jibs
And they start gushing like a fountain, and when I see all the blood spew
And the diagnosis from the doctor says that I'm down with a flu
That is inoperable and fatal and I've got ten days to live
Thinking that I'm dying, my next option is to give
Away all of my stuff to my loved ones and right a will
And nearing my fucking grave, I bet that you would still
Walk about your amazing and say that I'm a bore
And try to piss us off cause you're a faggot at the core
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
So when you died at 23, narcotic overdose
No one showed up to your funeral, or spared you just a rose
Nothing in your will was legally fulfilled
Your burial site was marked with a grave but still
We didn't care for a coffin, so you're just rotting away
You're sitting in there dying, decaying, and relaying
That process over and over, there'll never be an end
To the eternal hell you suffer cause you sucked while you were alive
You saw no flaws in yourself and caused everyone tried
To make ends meet and ignore you but it isn't possible
You tried your hardest doing that, and didn't see your flaws until
Your death, that was murder in the first degree
It was an angry mob of millions who sang out in glee
When you were dead and gone and never to be back and finally bested
Everyone was so glad that mob didn't get arrest
But were rather awarded with metals in the town hall of fame
Happy that you were gone because you always claimed
To be the son of God, man, you're Satan's bastard child
Who knocked up some whore and disowned you cause your ignorance was wild
Then he sent you up to earth as a punishment for our sins
Your sole purpose was not to succeed, but make everyone's heads spin
Szegeti, Boot, and Snyder didn't matter when you died
Cause even your so-called loyal posse failed to even cry
You were condescending, a nuisance, and just plain heartless
So "rot in hell" I said while I took a piss on your carcass
You
