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Open Mic Lyrics by Shalco

EROICA

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All right, all right, all right, all right, hope everyone's having a good time (woo)
Next up on the mic, we got a newcomer in the house, let's show him some love
Now I want you to give a warm welcome to Depresso Espresso (booo)
Ladies and gentlemen, I got a story
And it might be a little long in advance, I'm sorry

I got a few jokes for the ride if you want to stay
And I'll try not to fuck up the vibe for your day (yeah)
You in the front, I was just like you once
Except more handsome, fresher with a new cut
Nothing like your heart walking around with new love
You think you're going to be forever? Are you fucked? (you fucking stupid?)

Told myself I'd let go
Cause I know how to live alone
Promised me everything
Gave me an empty home
Get a fucking grip, bro, you look my age
What you're so loved? You don't think she might change?
That smug fucking smile, bro, you got played
So confident, how about you come up on stage?

You're not special, I took her to open mics like you
Thought I did everything right, just like you
I loved texting goodnight, just like you
And now it's taking me everything not to fight you
Meal, tiki-tiki, dinner, and a show
Me and you, we're a lot alike you don't even know
Me and you gotta stick together if we're gonna grow
And you, darling, if you ever leave him, let me know
Cause you're bad as fuck
What's your name (yo what the fuck)
Never knew I could feel so high
With her standing next to me I don't even know why
But things change, I guess we all gotta move on
Now I'm on that 24-7 lo-fi
Dancing on clouds, I could thank God all night
Come down from the future so bright, we imagined
The fake children orphaned
I mean, do you really want them in your life?

Ladies and gentlemen, now for the best part of the show
I just wanna show you what you're gonna end up like
You're gonna be just like me
You're all gonna be just like me

Told myself I'd let go (you think she won't leave you too?)
Cause I know how to live alone (You think you're special)
Promised me everything
Gave me an empty home
Told myself I'd let go
Cause I don't need an empty hope
All my life I've been fucked up
Now I'm fucked up off her

So, you think I could come back next week, or
Come back next... No, you can't fucking come back next week, dawg
Half my fucking crowd left, man
Depresso Espresso fam?
Yeah, it's like a metaphor

Get the fuck out of my club, man
Get the fuck out of my club
You need to get yourself some bitches
And you need to get yourself some therap
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About “Open Mic” by Shalco

Read the complete lyrics to "Open Mic" by Shalco from the album "EROICA". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Open Mic" appears on "EROICA".

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