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Teachers Lyrics by ShitNoise

Good Luck (Welcome To Hell)

2023

[Verse 1]
Teachers are like preachers
You never know who eats leeches
Lidocaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
Students are like rudiments
Drummers hate to do it
Benzocaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
[Chorus]
If you take a stick
And you smoke that stick
And you put it in your mouth
What do you get?
You inhale the smoke
Let it go in your lungs
Cough every second
What did you get?
[Verse 2]
Principals are like monkеys
Students mock them like thе 1940s
Xylocaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
Cafeteria ladies give us garbage
Are they trying to kill us or something?
Tolycaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
[Chorus]
If you take a stick
And you smoke that stick
And you put it in your mouth
What do you get?
You inhale the smoke
Let it go in your lungs
Cough every second
What did you get?
And you buy a box
Very little, little box
And you take more sticks
What do you get?
And you lie on your bed
All your friends are dead
And you’ll follow them soon
What did you get?
You got fucking cancer
[Break]
Remember Dutch Gold?
Now, here’s some Dutch mold
And then the Dutch, the crutch, the bunch, the such will give you some mold
Your organs are black
And the skeleton is back
And your out-of-service, ultra-notice, voice is cracked
And your child is sick
He’s a newborn prick
And a thing is certain, are you nervous for his behavior?
And I know what he’ll be
When he’s not going to be
Freed from a wheelchair, your supposed heir
[Bridge]
It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone
It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone
It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone
It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone
[Refrain]
Ridocaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
Ridocaine, cocaine
What’s the difference?
Credits
ShitNoise

ShitNoise

About “Teachers” by ShitNoise

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"Teachers" appears on "Good Luck (Welcome To Hell)" in 2023.

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