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Stoned At Work Lyrics by Shockwire

Being Loud is Awesome

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[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning
I gotta go to work
Yeah, I don't wanna do that
So there's something that I'm gonna do first
(Alright. Where's the lighter? [?])
[Verse 2]
Walking on my way to work
And I'm not in the best of moods
Just before I get to the shift
There's something that I gotta do
And just like that, I'm feeling pretty alright
I'm ready to go and do the things that I don't really like
[Chorus]
I love being stoned at work
It makes the day go smooth
I love being stoned at work
The customers are stoned too
[Verse 3]
Bossman summons me
Into his office room
I got a paranoid feeling
That I am rather screwed
He said "Hey man, I've been looking at your performance record over the past few days
You're doing good
You're doing great!
How 'bout a raise?"
I'm not gonna say "no" to that!
Time to celebrate!
[Chorus]
I love being stoned at work
It makes the day go smooth
I love being stoned at work
The customers are stoned too
I love being stoned at work
It makes the week go fast
I love being stoned at work
It kicks a ton of ass!
[Guitar Solo]
[Skit]
Uh, yeah. Hey man, can I take your order?
Oh, dude, that sounds really good
You know what this fine establishment really needs though?
Salt and vinegar chips
Yeah
[Chorus]
I love being stoned at work
It makes the day go smooth
I love being stoned at work
The customers are stoned too
I love being stoned at work
It makes the week go fast
I love being stoned at work
It kicks a ton of ass
I love being stoned at work
It makes everything go smooth
And all my fellow employees
Yeah, they're all stoned too
I love being stoned at work
[Outro]
Yeah, especially when they call me at five-thirty in the morning on my day off
Yeah, just give me a minute, bud
Credits
Shockwire

Shockwire

About “Stoned At Work” by Shockwire

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"Stoned At Work" appears on "Being Loud is Awesome".

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