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ASSpect Ratio Lyrics by Showboat Blastoff

2014

[Intro: Showboat Blastoff]
You’re soft like pudding, vanilla snack pack
While my everyday life deserves a laugh track
You got ass crack jokes, I thought were past that
I don’t even own a comb so just leave me alone
[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
How many giraffe can I fit in this raft raft
Just lift with your knees knees while trying not to cut the cheese
Me llamo Larry, imma dignitary, sitting side saddle
Coleco paddle while reckless eyeballing in seattle
Bee keepers mask mask so you can't tell what im looking at
Eye full of pants wool, while sniffing past your barstool stool
Whip out bank give a champaign toast toast
Bury my face inside your rump roast roast
Skin color moon boots doing the luge while wearing a ton of rouge
Maybe isn’t what your really used to
Staying in comfort zone and dying alone
Sounds like a plan, im just saying running man naked in japan
Im Naked in japan
With Gedde Watanabe
Riding doubles with on an 80s exercycle
And im dressed like Michael
1987 on november 11 max headroom `was in your bedroom
Wylin out with a fly swatter
Catch the wave wave wave wave wave wave wave
Watch your love fade fade fade fade fade fade
You can't touch me cause im out of your district
I got a forty in my sock and im talking bout disdick
Im at a crossroads, with steve vai and Ralph macchio
Playing sweet home Chicago in the laundry mat laundry mat
And when im done I rest my pouch on my couch and rest my head upon a pillow that’s been filled with rats
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Clown wigs for my whole team, jock strap on my peen, you could kiss my aspect ratio
On the way to the ice cream, nitrous in my limosine, you could kiss my aspect ratio
You could love me not, you could love me no not
Tapatio on my tater tater tots tots
Smoke bombs are the only shot shot
Puckerup buttercup, kiss my aspect ratio
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
How do you describe pauly shore to a foreigner?
Or sexual chocolate on my pillow at the waldorf Astoria?
Act like an assbag get your own hashtag
I got some cash, so act natural as I sit upon this casserole
Pubes on my ice cubes, having drinks in the restroom
Probably not my best idea, svedka looks like cha cha chia
When im on the throne, shoot me in sepiatone
Observe my bone and then leave me alone
Well I'm just sifting thru this trash bag, huffing on this gas rag
Since my last visit, I built a clone who can't pick up the phone
Stain covered bathrobe, and staring at some teets
Shampoo on his head he’ll never rinse or repeat
Well im getting worried, hes never been away from home for this long
Please don’t desert me, there was no clone, I was just looking in the mirror
O how odd, pass my codpiece, sign the release
And gain access to view my babababababuttcheeks
Me and the smart gremlin at the top of the kremlin
Flossing pubic hair out in the center of the red square
I was the first to befriend a new baby giraffe
And I was the first one to dress like a new baby giraffe
And everywhere I go I’m all about baby giraffes
I think they are alright, but man they get a ton of laughs
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Clown wigs for my whole team, jock strap on my peen, you could kiss my aspect ratio
On the way to the ice cream, nitrous in my limosine, you could kiss my aspect ratio
You could love me not, you could love me no not
Tapatio on my tater tater tots tots
Smoke bombs are the only shot shot
Puckerup buttercup, kiss my aspect ratio
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Showboat Blastoff

Showboat Blastoff

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