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Dick In The Microwave Lyrics by Siah The Clown

2022

[Intro]
[?]
[Verse 1]
I did a few drugs and let a Train give me head
Got scared and look under my bed, found a [?]
Bag of crack that I hide under my pillow
Then i found a bitches panties on a ground I met from Zillow
[?], Put the panties in my mouth, Chew it up, got a McDonald's cup
And threw it up, Got fucked up from eating breakfast at Starbucks
Met a white chick [?], a party bus, Did a sand, Bought a van
Went to the park and dressed up as Peter Pan, Grabbed
A couple of kids and threw them in the back, suited up
EDP walked by, he was booted up, I went to the shop
Sat in the chair and cut my hair, I got knicked up
Thе barber was bricked up, Couldn't cut my rock
He had cindеr block [?], because he has seen who I was
And followed my TikTok
[Interlude]
Fucking Jesus Christ..
[Verse 2]
Can't even cut my hair, Went to the woods and smoked
The port with a bear and then I got mauled because I
Touched her no-no square, I have seen a roach crawl up my
Wall and sprayed it with Raid, I snorted the raid and put
My dick in the microwave, Got sad and went home and
Called my dad, Went upstairs, opening the door and he
Was getting....
[Outro]
Not going to say it…
Credits
Siah The Clown

Siah The Clown

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