Halloween Costume Contest Lyrics by Sick Animation
The Ultimate Party Collection Vol. 1
2007
Now there's a party down at Craig's house tonight Are you going? It's gonna be a who's who of costumes a-showing Everybody's dressed like witches and ghosts-es I know I'll put a nasty-ass bitch in hypnosis 'Cause republican girls, they like to get all wet My Ronald Reagan mask's on when I hit the set This party's always got the best costumes around I think I even heard Kevin Costner's in town [Chorus] It's a nasty competition and that ain't no lie Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly (fly) Of my jeans and now I'm strutting I got a g-g-g-get-up that's second to nothing It's a nasty competition and that ain't no front I'm gonna smoke the competition like the end of a blunt And I wanted to be sure That my Halloween mask was the spook du jour This Halloween I was thinking that I'd maybe Go dressed like Larry David If I could find the right glasses then I would Look pretty, pretty, pretty good But if not, I guess I'll have to wear my scream mask It's guaranteed to make a nasty girl cream fast Let's turn the radio to coast-to-coast I'll put my dick down deep and make you moan like a ghost I knew that if I had a chance to win this Then I'd have to hit the scene with a crazy grand entrance You think that you're dreaming and you ask me to pinch you When I roll to the party in my Nissan Sentra My Halloween costume is way too frightening I jump out of a bush and I shock you like lightning And now my boxers are tightening When my dick pops through They'll give your teeth a little whitening [Chorus] Now back at the party I was walking around Looking for my girl 'cause she can't be found Just a minute ago, she was chilling by my side She probably wants to play a game of seek-and-hide So I walked in this room and I forgot to knock When I opened up the door they forgot to lock She was laying on the bed with nothing but her socks Looking drunk with her mouth full of Courtney Cox I took a step back, couldn't believe my eyes She was under the cover like FBI When she told me that she loved me She was feeding me lies Like at Wendy's last week When she was feeding me fries My fries weren't dipped in ketchup, they were dipped in deceit Little did I know she was sneaking under the sheets So I walked out the door and said "forget that hoe" Ain't a hand of candy corn can pick me up from my low [Chorus] This Halloween party, man, it just won't quit I put a joint to my mouth and I take a hit Smoke that shit to the tip and almost got my hand burned But now I'm lit like a jack-o-lantern The snack table's choc-full of cookies and chips Tina zip your skirt fool, I see your lips There's enough to go around, ain't no need to push Why you rushing through the line like you Reggie Bush [Chorus] And then this girl pops up out of nowhere Telling me she wants me to go there I said "Where?" She said "Where you think?" I said "In your pussy?" She said 'In my stink' My dick is really soft because I'm here on business No sex tonight, kid, I'm here to win this This competition comes only once a year And I'm gonna miss the judging if I stay right here She's rubbing on my crotch trying to feel my D I can't believe the next thing that she said, y'see She said, "You better wear a rubber if you're gonna sex me Because I've got more viruses than Windows XP Except I'm way less stable Two beers plus me equals bent over the table" She said, "My pussy is haunted" So I ripped off her drawers and I got what I wanted [Chorus]
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