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DODGEBALL Lyrics by Sidney Hiltson

Teenage Waste of Space

2016

I used to call the locker room a cave
Where I could watch and envy how the pretty girls would wave
Kids are so mean I said but I realized I had nothing to save
So I said goodbye while I tried to dig my grave

Don’t talk to me because there’s nothing we can say
The morning’s just begun but I already hate today
All these boys are just getting in my way
Maybe that’s the reason everyone thinks I’m gay

I hear the call from the hall
Through the wall I hear it all
Wish you’d just fall since you’re so tall
But I’m nothing at all what’s the point of dodgeball

My team’s headed for the olympics! just you wait
We’ll see you in the future then you’ll feel anger and hate
Because we totally got far and you’re still in the same state
You could’ve been a superstar like us but it’s too late

Wow! you’re so cool! you’re a champ! you’re so vain
You do sports? I couldn’t tell! please, show me and don’t refrain
Are you ever out of energy from showing off what you gain
How kind you are to ask sir, but no I’m fine it’s just a migraine

I hear the call from the hall
Through the wall I hear it all
Wish you’d just fall since you’re so tall
But I’m nothing at all dodgeball

About “DODGEBALL” by Sidney Hiltson

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"DODGEBALL" is credited to Sidney Hiltson. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"DODGEBALL" appears on "Teenage Waste of Space" in 2016.

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