(Hook) Here's a sneak preview of my life *Ahem* (Verse 1) Fuck stomach flu It ain't cool Cause I got caribou stew With my destroyed tennis shoes yesterday My hairdo's destroyed Cause of that Screw the stew I prefer dipping my head Into cheese fondue right now (pause) Kung Fu Panda is too old I believe its making my iq destroyed By the time I would be 22 My peer review to my friends Is crap so I threw my review And stuffed it up to a emu's butthole (pause) Cause my review's overdue at school And its written in Hindu Yah, cause my stomach flu My mom made me to eat overdue honeydew With a hot and ready fondue I think my mom's cuckoo for Doing that Because I look up to her Luckily, she gave some cashews Who knew you could dip cashews in fondue? So after that I ran away Being gay So I used my saddle shoe To run away Then the police came Chewing their overdue gum Which is stupid because They fell through a hole without realizing Oh lord, guess the circus ground crew has to save them Wearing their signature cobalt blue shirts and pants Running their gum shoes Weird hairdo though Sike, peace until I reach the airport (Chorus) These rhymes are killing me If I could just fucking stop them But I'm forced to I call it rhyme dining (Verse 2) I slammed into United Airlines Because they do that The aircrew became cuckoo Their debut on their Boeing destroyed I knew their days over when I see them When United spilled beef stew all over me I became berserk, now I'm enraged Feeling I wanna sue them Suddenly, they somehow unscrewed the Emergency door You hors don't push me out Aahhhhhhhh! What the fuck? I fell on Alaska and on a caribou And a smelly man near a fireplace Who has 22 tattoo all over his *beep* That's your cue, you bitch G: Ahem okay Ahem! We back, with his toilet tissue, ew Smells like someone chewed gum with bad breath 13 times Worse the smell Suddenly, he duct taped them and said With his beef stew breath Your coming with me to a hotel room sucker You mother fucker go fuck yourself I don't wanna to be stuck with you Not like bread and butter And peanut butter and jelly And then weirdly an kangaroo saved me Untied me and grabbed to Australia For some reason, the kangaroo wore a headphone Listening Iggy Azalea My day's gets stranger and stranger (Chorus) These rhymes are killing me If I could just fucking stop them But I'm forced to I call it rhyme dining (Verse 3) The kangeroo made me slam into A bamboo tat infested with panda Panda, Panda, Panda Chigga-chi-chi-chiggga Panda give me dandruffs I got run but I got stuck to a train track Fack, Fack my life I got teleported my life is saved But, shit I got stuck to a kiddie pool Kids drool Ahhhhhhh! Save me Reminds how Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead Against the Chicago Cubbies And I'm rhyming bar all over y'all 'Tis the power of the brain Down the main street Yeet!
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