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McDonald’s In The Pentagon (Acoustic Extended Version) Lyrics by Silly Stu

2025

[Verse 1]
\nThere's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
\nI work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
\nYeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
\nBut it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nServe 'em in the Pentagon
\nThe other vendors came and went, they're gone
\nIt did not go well for Taco Bell
\nAnd there was all that stress at the old Panda Express
\n
\n[Bridge]
\nSo, stick with us and you're set
\nOur cooking's standard, straight from corporate
\nIt'll be like any other location
\nExcept no small talk 'bout your occupation
\n
\n[Verse 3]
\nNot allowed at the McDonald's in the Pеntagon
\nReheating nuggets, wе put plenty on
\nAnd our faces flush through every rush
\nThe beeps get so discordant, but your work is so important
\n
\n[Verse 4]
\nWorking at the Pentagon
\nSo glad that we're all working at the Pentagon
\nAll the DoorDash drivers get confused
\n'Cause users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews
\n
\n[Verse 5]
\n'Cause, like, you just dropped a check on McDonald's
\nNot checking which one that you spent it on?
\nBitch, you hit the Pentagon
\n
\n[Verse 6]
\nAt the McDonald's in the Pentagon
\nThere's quite lot of rules 'cause it's the Pentagon
\nThey'll often request random drug tests
\nSo all my buddies stick to cigarettes and liquor
\n
\n[Verse 7]
\nI don't like either
\nThey make me wanna throw up
\nBut since I would like a breather, I buy packs of smokes and show up
\nI hate asking for spares and otherwise, why am I there? For air?
\nRipe for firing just for slacking and admiring
\nHumid afternoons
\nIn Arlington, Virgina Junes
\nHot pavement's stainless countertops
\nWiped clean when the orders finally stop
\n
\n[Verse 8]
\nBack to work
\nAcross the way we got a chocolate shop (Way we got a chocolate shop)
\nThe Pentagon has a McDonald's and a chocolate shop (McDonald's and a chocolate shop)
\nIt was an allocation from the Bush administration (Allocation from the Bush administration)
\nI don't care for those jerks, but I sure care for the girl that works there (I don't care for those jerks, but I sure care for the girl that works there)
\n
\n[Verse 9]
\nShe's at the register, my heart's McFluttering
\nBut it never registers and all the feds are muttering
\nBut the meat thermometer, I only use it on her's
\nShe's the only soul I would protect here from E. coli
\n
\n[Verse 10]
\nGet another serving in
\nLook in my eyes, I really mean it when I say I hope you supersize
\nI fantasize fries expire into cyanide
\nI say they're fresh but I lied, convincing them I'm on their side
\n
\n[Verse 11]
\nIf you've reached the epic peak of every patriot's ambition
\nCome to my place of employment for the inverse of nutrition
\nWhat we do to the McFlurry feels liberational
\nWith special clearance to know if that machine is operational
\nIt's not\n\n
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Silly Stu

Silly Stu

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