Every year on Christmas night I give my nuts a check I handle them so carefully This year I got quite a fright When I was mid inspect Oh, it upset me terribly To my dismay, it seems something ain't right It looks like someone's come and had a bite I don't know what to do I wish my nuts were left unchewed I'm angry and confused Who would do this! I don't think I would mind so much If they had asked me first But I gave no such consent! They could have had a little touch But this is so much worse I've never been in such torment Why couldn't they have left my nuts alonе Now they've been munched all I can do is moan I'll havе to live without But I would have loved to crack one out Now I just want to shout Who's been gobbling my nuts, oh Who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts? Who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Oh, won't you leave my nuts in peace? Please leave my nuts in peace! Please don't leave my nuts in pieces! Won't you leave my nuts in peace? Please leave my nuts in peace! Please don't leave my nuts in pieces! Who's been gobbling my nuts, oh Who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts, oh Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts, oh Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts, oh Oh, who's been gobbling my nuts? Leave my nuts alone! Leave my nuts alone! Won't you leave my nuts in peace? Please leave my nuts in peace! Please don't leave my nuts in pieces! Won't you leave my nuts in peace? Please leave my nuts in peace! Please don't leave my nuts in pieces! Leave my nuts alone!
Read the complete lyrics to "Leave My Nuts Alone" by Simon Panrucker from the album "Happy Christmas, You Guys!" in 2008. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.
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