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Phillip Schofield Lyrics by SimonGamer987

2020

Chorus:
Phillip Schofield you can play with my nuts
Tell Holly Willoughby that I don't wanna fuck
Bobby Beale in the basement
Eating baked beans and bacon
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it’s amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills I love raving
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it's amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills love raving

Verse 1:
Throw an old bitch
Straight into the mosh pit
Don't come to my show
Unless you got big tits
Don’t come to my show
Unless you wanna drink piss
Gonna cum on these hoes
With my skinny big dick
I gave up tryna win
I know I ain't sick
My music sounds shit
But I won't quit
I know I ain't hip
I can't make no hits
And I know they're small
But read my lips

Chorus:
Phillip Schofield you can play with my nuts
Tell Holly Willoughby that I don't wanna fuck
Bobby Beale in the basement
Eating baked beans and bacon
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it's amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills I love raving
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it’s amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills love raving

Verse 2:
On the phone to Obama
I wanna fuck in my pyjamas
Obama bouncing on my cock
I been smoking crack rock
Naked playing black ops
I wish I had that job
I wish I had a fat knob
Your bitch gives wack top
And I love to slack off
Hypochondriac
Jimmy Carr in my car
How’s my mum gone react
James cordon needs a bra
Because his titties got fat
Simon you took it too far
Michelin gang never flat
Tim brand cut your face
Kevin rand cut your neck
Simon'll fuck your bae
If you wanna disrespect
Simon fucked your date
Because he loves sex
Now Simon ran away
His AIDS test came back a yes
Pussy pump pussy sludge
Shoot my brain for fun
Do a dump I do a dump
Then roll around in cum
Spunk in my smart car
Spunk on the bar staff
Spunked in Wetherspoons
Still looking for some poon
Can I get it from you?

Chorus:
Phillip Schofield you can play with my nuts
Tell Holly Willoughby that I don’t wanna fuck
Bobby Beale in the basement
Eating baked beans and bacon
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it's amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills I love raving
Lucy Beale keep it real
Blood spills it's amazing
Pop a pill got no chill
Jack and Jills love raving

About “Phillip Schofield” by SimonGamer987

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