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The Celtbot Lyrics by Siobhan

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(to the tune of "Rose of London")

Well the wind was whipping hard
Through the drawn and dusty fields
The heat came off the rolling hills in waves
And somewhere in the distance
An explosion from the sands
As one more of his kind goes to their grave

(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken
(fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin'
(fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken

(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and
(kill!) He puts his arm back on and
Oh...

And so he fights
And they come from far and wide
To watch him fight the Robots
Singin' "Fiddly-Diddly-DIE!"
And it's laser cannon, River Shannon
One two three four five
He's fifty fuckin' five and one
And Astar's still Alive

He's still alive!

That's fifty feet of solid steel
And eyes of flashing blue
There's a shamrock on his favourite plasma gun
With a bowl of Whiskey Lucky Charms
He staggers to the field
And the crowd goes up beneath the blazing sun

(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken
(fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin'
(fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken

(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and
(kill!) He puts his arm back on and
Oh...

And so he fights
And they come from wide and far
To watch him fight the Robots
Singin' "Whiskey in the Jar"
And it's laser cannon, River Shannon
One two three four five
He's fifty fuckin' five and one
And Astar's still Alive

He's still alive!

*Solo*

Now heroes come, and heroes go
And this one's not the first
And if he wasn't there, you wouldn't know his name
And the only time he took a fall
'twas Astar to be seen
There was a bottle of Whiskey in it, just the same

(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken
(fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin'
(fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken

(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and
(kill!) He puts his arm back on and
Oh...

And so he fights
And they come from far and wide
To watch him fight the Robots
Singin' "Fiddly-Diddly-DIE!"
And it's laser cannon, River Shannon
One two three four five
He's fifty fuckin' five and one
And Astar's still Alive

He's still alive!

*Solo*

Astar: Destroy
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About “The Celtbot” by Siobhan

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