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If You’ve Never Been Vamped by A Brownskin You’ve Never Been Vamped At All Lyrics by Sissle & Blake

The Paramount Project Volume 1 (12001-12099)

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[Verse 1]
Ol' Deacon Birch of Mt. Zion Church
Was called up into court
He was brought in by his wife, I think
And then charged with some non-support
A seal skin brown with straight, black hair
Caused Deac' to lose his head
And when the judge called Deac' to speak
Dese am the words he said:
[Chorus]
Now Judge Lee
If you've never been vamped by a brown skin
Then you ain't never been vamped at all
You see, the vampingest vamp is a brown skin
And believe me now, that ain't no stall
A high brown gal would just make you bust out of jail
And a chocolate brown will make a tadpole smack a whale
And a pretty seal skin brown, I mean one long and tall, oh man
Can make the silent sphinx out in the desert bawl
If you've never been vamped by a brown skin
You've never been vamped at all
[Verse 2]
Now old Judge Lee, shy as could be
Sent for the brown skin vamp
And when she breezed in, why the poor court
Looked like a shell-swept camp
The clerk passed out, the jury gasped
And all turned pale as death
Poor old Judge Lee gave this decree
With his last parting breath:
[Chorus]
Brother, you was right
'Cause if you've never been vamped by a brown skin
You've never been vamped at all
For the vampingest vamp is a brown skin
And believe me now, that ain't no stall
A high brown gal would make you break out of jail
And a chocolate brown will make a tadpole smack a whale
And a pretty seal skin brown, I mean one long and tall, oh boy
Can make the silent sphinx out in the desert bawl
If you've never been vamped by a brown skin
You've never been vamped at all
Credits
Sissle & Blake

Sissle & Blake

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