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I Write Sins, Not Tragedies Lyrics by Skatune Network

Ska Goes Emo, Vol. 2

2021

[Verse 1]
Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding!
What a beautiful wedding,” says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore"
[Chorus]
I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of—
[Verse 2]
Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Pour the champagne
[Chorus]
I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
[Post-Chorus]
Poise and rationality
Again
[Chorus]
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
[Post-Chorus]
Poise and rationality
Again
Credits
Skatune Network

Skatune Network

About “I Write Sins, Not Tragedies” by Skatune Network

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