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Konata Izumi vs Umaru Doma Lyrics by SkeepTieel

2025

[Konata Izumi]
If you rock the Sailor Fuku, put your hands up! (hey!)
Put a dent in your winning streak like its bad luck! (woo!)
Best in KyoAni moe before that band club! (kyun!)
So stop messing around already and stand up!
Choose to fight me? Hoist a flag like its eroge
Embellish tropes head to toe to the ahoge (timotei~)
Let the Lucky Channel peeps put a poll on the website
Dantotsu, win the vote by a landslide
When it comes to being cultured you’re knee deep
Betcha this weeblet couldn’t even read my l33tspеak
When I spit I'm ice cold, so baby if you'll pleasе:
Darling darling darling freeze!
So the show I saw is like if a little sis troubles you!
Ehhh… doesn’t elicit a w w
Double you stackin’ up in a fight? No way!
I'll take on UMR ‘cause I'm Legendary Girl ayy
‘Cause I’m a gaming god, call me Dende
From Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday
Y2K otaku represent! Well, they could've picked a worse face
You’re Out of Touch like it’s already Thursday
[Umaru Doma]
U! M! R! (HEY! HEY! HEY! WOO!)
Beauty and grace, yes, I am the star
U! M! R!
(Umaruun!) Going hamster when she drops these bars!
Not taking it from my senpai whose height
Is like two mes high, you're a low life
Your birthright to be a degenerate just like your dad too
You’re why I hide being an otaku! (Heh, heh!)
This boke’s about to shame you:
You're being played for a fool like a ge-mu!
I don’t have to try in anything I do
Yuu Kobayashi draws better than you
Don’t kid yourself with that flat chest, little to none!
Hamsters stacked like my backlog, tsurupettan
I’m like a Zoan-type! I got forms like Chopper
You’re the poster for loli-bait if I ever saw her!
Any untrendy oldheads, we’re ready to beat ya
From Akihabara to Akita!
Even watching the Endless Eight’s more appealing
Finish that Haruhi cosplay by disappearing!
[Konata Izumi]
Who’s this little brat? -oh, lately, speaking of
There’s been many cases I get little girls screwed up- OKAY! STOP!
With how much you bottle up your lifestyle you’ll be
All sent packing to the forests of Fuji!
I put a MAD of her cries on Nico Nico
Check it, Kagami (heh heh heh) You have too much free time, freakshow
Unrivaled, who do you think it is that you bit?
Us idols in a cute fit, we’re a unit like its
Lucky Cha Cha Cha!
If you wanna end up being a NEET don’t let me stop ya
Onii-chan carrying your weight must give him a sore neck
All those snacks will leave you like the fat end of a cornet!
[Umaru Doma]
If you want to play, I’m hooded up, game on!
You couldn’t get under my skin were I mikans!
From lazing around to our onii-chans;
I don’t know, don’t you think little sisters have more fun?
No one cares if you’d take CRT over IMAX!
I’m ‘boutta ruin you like Christmas with Gainax!
You’re drinking more than cola to think you will get the best of us!
E-Even Sylphyn thinks this is- no contest, desu wa!
Reading this… like stale chips; what a waste of money
I thought comedy manga was supposed to be funny!
All the online buzz made it sound like your type though…
This show sucks! It’s no Azumanga Daioh!
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SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel

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