[Verse 1: lexus827]
Gyatt gooners, y'all gooners, that's that shit I won't rizz
Your gyatt's skibidi, is this a pibby glitch?
(Gyatt!) That's sus, beta (Gyatt!) 'mogus, beta
(Gyatt!) Goated with the sauce, beta
(Gyatt!) We're watching Morbius, beta
Miller Grove or Ohio, three GOAT's, I T-Pose
The griddy, skibidi, tuah, my hawk better
I mew better, you mogged-like, Livvy, you gronk-like
Looksmaxxing or sus edging, ungrateful betas I won't rizz, gyatt!
[Chorus: osued & lexus827]
A looksmaxxer, that's that gyatt I won't rizz (Yap, yap)
A fake gooner, that's that gyatt I won't rizz (Yap, yap)
A big chungus, that's that gyatt I won't rizz (Yap, yap)
Ohio, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
[Verse 2: skibidiyegooner]
A gyatt in my face is what I won't rizz
They mog your whole squad, that's a looksmax
The betas try to cancel like they did Chrome'
They wanna find me not gooning like they found Gronk
(Woah-oh-oh) A goon'll rizz a gyatt only out of spitе
(Woah-oh-oh) But I'd never touch a woman, nevеr in my life
(Ayy!) I was in too deep, like Quandale D
(Ayy!) And my uncle so goofy, I could've sussed goon
(Woah-oh-oh) John Pork's rizzy feet, crashin' out, blud
(Woah-oh-oh) Hawkin' tuah's, edgetary with the ahh bops
(Ayy!) Gyatts rizzin' gyatts, like they bops, right?
(Ayy!) But unless they watch Duke Dennis, then they L bops
(Woah-oh-oh) They watchin' Adin Ross, they watchin' Adin Ross
(Woah-oh-oh) We jelqin' in Ohio, it's 'bout to be a cooked night
(Ayy!) Free 'Drew Tate, real sigma for life
(Ayy!) Shoutout to John Pork, man, that sigma dub
(Woah-oh-oh) Shoutout to EDP, Drake, Diddy, right?
(Woah-oh-oh) Big Justice, King Jynxzi, this is Dub, right? Right?!
[Chorus: osued]
A looksmaxxer, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A fake gooner, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A big chungus, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
Ohio, that's that gyatt I won't rizz, yeah
Won't rizz, won't rizz
A Grimace Shake, that's that shit I won't drink
(Young Chop on the beat)
[Verse 3: osued]
Fake VLONE, that's that drip I don't like
On Galaxy Gas, higher than a kite
This bitch gon' hawk tuah, she gon' spit on it
Yappin "osued", that's that blud that I like
I don't want relations, I just wanna goon
Max Design Pro, and that nugget dude
I got Nettspend on repeat, 'cause this shit is life
And I goon so much in clothes, 'cause I'm living life
I goon up in the scene, and I'm stealin' light
Bitch, I'm edgin' like, got me feelin' right
Blud, I'm osued, frick who don't like
And blud, we TSM, we just crank on sight
[Chorus: osued]
A looksmaxxer, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A fake gooner, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A big chungus, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
Ohio, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
[Verse 4: xyanprod]
Woah, we don't rizz one and the same
Gooner, I'm so fuckin' quick, fuck is you sayin'?
Yo' ass been rizzin' the same
Shit, not doin' what you playin', dang
I rizz that old bitch, she not fuckin' me up
Take your bitch to a train
Blaow, blang, my gooners holdin' the way
I just hope you been strokin'—bang, bang!
Protectin' my freaks, and that's for life
Flicker goon, I'm just surrounded by these normies
And I rizz this bitch like it's real life
Goin' hard the whole night 'cause I stole your bitch, she ain't going back, yeah, I promise
[Chorus: osued]
A looksmaxxer, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A fake gooner, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A big chungus, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
Ohio, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
[Verse 5: the kov]
I done sold drank (Lucki), I done sold Opium (Lonely)
Runnin' out of aura, that's for betas, that's that won't rizz
She never let me have a cupcake, nah, she give me Skeeter Jean (Haha)
She rizzin' up my phone, that's that yapper I don't like
I Skeeter Jean'd with the looksmaxxing, put the skibidi on him
Just when they think I'm from Ohio
69 for the circle chain, 'nother 60 for the [?] (Uh huh)
Believe in skibidi when nobody else believed in us ([?])
[Chorus: osued]
A looksmaxxer, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A fake gooner, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
A big chungus, that's that gyatt I won't rizz
Ohio, that's that gyatt I won't rizz