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NARDWUAR Lyrics by SKID2

ABSTRACT TORTURE

2020

[Verse 1]

Trippin’ at the cemetery, watching Death at A Funeral
Shittin’ in the urinal contemplating how death is scary
I feel like Tommy Wiseau with a little Jerry
Life is a ball sack & oh boy is it getting hairy
Death is scary but living will terrify ya
Tryna get that C-note like Jeremiah in bear attire
Oof, that’s a hard bar
If you ask me to rap outside the show
Give you the doot doota loot doo like Nardwuar
Another hard bar, you’re welcome
Your favourite rapper Sheldon
Boy is clinically insane, only SKID2 can help ‘em
Maybe 6 doobs will help too
Melt through what you felt, ooh!
Shelve you, dealt two, smelt belts for the self help
(What the fuck?)
What you expect? I mean torture is in the name
You think this bum-holey is critically acclaimed?!
It’s a shame that we even got a platform
But shit so hard that you can only really clap for ‘em
Officer Ross like Chief Wiggum to these kids
& I’m Otto Mann, school bus is the coup, ya dig?!
Taye Diggs with some Zonday, chocolate rain on your Monday
Eat some fondue off Lebron, ay that’s a fun day

[Chorus]

I’mma have to hit you with the doot doota loot doo
You don’t fuck with jazz? Haha… Okay, we gon’ shoot you!
Nah wait, hold up! Kseb for ayatollah
Gimme the controller, I’ll drown it in diet soda

I’mma have to hit you with the doot doota loot doo
You don’t fuck with jazz? Haha… Okay, we gon’ shoot you!
Nah wait, hold up! Kseb for ayatollah
Gimme the controller, I’ll drown it in diet soda

[Verse 2]

See I’m tryna die a Yoda, or a GOAT, I, rarely know, I’m
Phil Yagoda & you Johnny Bananas, cancel the show, I
Barely showed up
Glad you spoke up, but I think it’s time you shut up
Clutter your stutter, audio butter
Deal or No Deal passed out in your gutter, ay
ABSTRACT TORTURE for more than interrogations
& while we at it, Festivus way more than a celebration
Tryna sell abrasion, patiently waiting for condemnation
Government fuck us so hard, put a condom over the nation
I’m Obama at the day shift, & yes, we can arrange it
If I can hotbox the spaceship, or at least your basement
Face it, I’m a degenerate
Ellen DeGeneres when I’m wasted
Freebasing with Freemasons, part of my placement


[Chorus]

I’mma have to hit you with the doot doota loot doo
You don’t fuck with jazz? Haha… Okay, we gon’ shoot you!
Nah wait, hold up! Kseb for ayatollah
Gimme the controller, I’ll drown it in diet soda

I’mma have to hit you with the doot doota loot doo
You don’t fuck with jazz? Haha… Okay, we gon’ shoot you!
Nah wait, hold up! Kseb for ayatollah
Gimme the controller, I’ll drown it in diet soda

[Outro]

Your uncle ever turn 47 and buy himself an AK?
Me neither, favourite convention? Geneva!
SKID2 in ya muhfuckin’ blunt wrap
How could you not want that?!
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SKID2

SKID2

About “NARDWUAR” by SKID2

Read the complete lyrics to "NARDWUAR" by SKID2 from the album "ABSTRACT TORTURE" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Hardcore Rap, Australia, Meme Rap.

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"NARDWUAR" is credited to SKID2. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"NARDWUAR" appears on "ABSTRACT TORTURE" in 2020.

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