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Crooked Teeth Lyrics by Skiddelz

Justice

2025

[Intro]
\nHey, come check out this drawing I made!
\n(Your drawing is crooked!)
\nMy drawing’s crooked? (Yeah!)
\nLike your teeth?
\n
\n[Verse]
\nYou could sketch a pentagram just biting your lip
\nSparks fly when you grind, like a welder’s grip
\nYour tongue takes a detour just to let out a hiss
\nKiss somebody once, they leave with no lips
\nYou cut your own tongue just licking your tooth
\nChew gum too hard—walruses start acting loose
\nYour teeth do the cha-cha every time that you cough
\nEven your dentist sends referrals—he gave up, walked off
\nColgate hit you with a legal attack
\nTold you straight up, "Stop using our pack!"
\nOne morе brush and your molars might quit
\nEven a beaver would call your bitе a misfit
\nOnly a blacksmith could fix that grill
\nOr a priest with holy tools and time to kill
\nYou need a prescription just to floss right
\nThe Tooth Fairy put you on her blacklist overnight
\nGoats flock to you when you flash that grin
\nYour front teeth creak like a haunted inn
\nOne chomp turns a steak into dust
\nGargling for you is a game of pure luck
\nFlies treat your breath like a grand buffet
\nYou shush too hard—your gums turn gray
\nGot PTSD from a toothpaste ad
\nFaint at the scent of a peppermint pad
\nTie yourself down just to brush with care
\nRoll up your windows when a dentist is near
\nWhen you whisper, whales start to groan—
\nYour teeth got sonar, straight unknown!\n\n
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Skiddelz

Skiddelz

About “Crooked Teeth” by Skiddelz

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"Crooked Teeth" appears on "Justice" in 2025.

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