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Scum Cookie Lyrics by Skinless

Progression Towards Evil

1998

Raaaaghhhhh!
Gather in a circle, we're going to play a game
Kneel around the cookie, each with a stiffy we're ready to begin
This time it's not for pleasure, you'll have to stroke it faster than ever
The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie, so get ready, set stroke

Whack off
Rub one out
Drain your balls
Play with yourself
Spank your monkey
Drain your balls

Longevity it's a disadvantage here, if you don't want to ingest jizz
It's a disadvantage here
We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz

Out of five only two remain
Three have splattered the cookie with cooze
Fatigue is setting in, arms tired, burning pain
They continue on with rosy palms

Finally a loser is decided
Last one to shake out the monkey
He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor
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About “Scum Cookie” by Skinless

Read the complete lyrics to "Scum Cookie" by Skinless from the album "Progression Towards Evil" in 1998. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Death Metal, Metal.

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"Scum Cookie" is credited to Skinless. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Scum Cookie" appears on "Progression Towards Evil" in 1998.

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