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False Rhythms Lyrics by Slightly Stoopid

Slightly Not Stoned Enough to Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid

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They don't want false rhythm
Want the real thing
He say now
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real thing
He say now
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real-real thing lord
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real thing
He say now
Me man who carry the world on his back
Its such a heavy but a price to pay
But then you listen to the reason and you know just why
Its hustle bustle that you live for today
Betta watch out
You best believe in the righteous man
Who puts his hands free
To show you the way
And if the road to life yes it's goin up
But don't fall down you'll wind up losing the rest rest rest
Because the lord
Don't come to damn you
I said the lord
Don't come to damn you
I said the lord
Don't come to damn you
I said the lord
Don't come to damn
But I grabbed my nine and kyle grabbed the shotty
But time for us to go identify the bodies
Buckshots got you ass up in smoke
Cause you'll never feel afraid to let my kahkis hang real low
Strap with my dick on hard
But I'm laughing at the stoopid ass security guard
Who tried to take down with one punch to my brain
But then I tell them that I only smoke the marijuana jane
Because the lord
Don't come to damn you
I said the lord
Don't come to damn you
He said the lord
Don't come to damn you
Because the lord
Don't come to damn damn damn he say
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real thing (whoa oh)
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real thing
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real-real thing
Me don't want false rhythm
Want the real real real real
On no the real thing
Oh no no no no no the real thing
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Slightly Stoopid

Slightly Stoopid

About “False Rhythms” by Slightly Stoopid

Read the complete lyrics to "False Rhythms" by Slightly Stoopid from the album "Slightly Not Stoned Enough to Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"False Rhythms" is performed by Slightly Stoopid. from the album "Slightly Not Stoned Enough to Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "False Rhythms", explore more songs by Slightly Stoopid using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"False Rhythms" is credited to Slightly Stoopid. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"False Rhythms" appears on "Slightly Not Stoned Enough to Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid".

Visit the Slightly Stoopid artist page at /artist/slightly-stoopid for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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