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Diagnosed Lyrics by Slim Samaritan (Official)

2022

[Chorus]
Got three thotties on my lap, I'm feeling like Santa (ho ho ho)
Got three deuces in my pack, now all I need is Fanta (codeine)
Bitches on my line but I don't hit them with an answer (nah)
Smoking loud all day until I'm diagnosed with cancer (diagnosed)
Got three thotties on my lap, I'm feeling like Santa (ho ho ho)
Got three deuces in my pack, now all I need is Fanta (codeine)
Bitches on my line but I don't hit them with an answer (nah)
Smoking loud all day until I'm diagnosed with cancer (diagnosed)
[Verse 1]
I'm king of the alphabet, think you're the alpha, bet (bet)
I'll take out an alpha's set and make em beta, calculus (pussy)
Can't fuck with any ho cause all these bitches flip flop (wishy washy)
I'm getting these chicks more tired than whips at pit stops (haha)
Don't push me, I got more buttons than than a trench coat (I do)
Bitches love to get choked, so in the bed, I clench throats (choke em out)
The MVP of every team, don't put me on the bench, coach
I'm tryna feel that V from overseas and fuck a French ho
You're pussy, dude, you wouldn't even catch a midget's fade (bitch)
Can't wait till I blow up and cop a pricey living space (can't wait)
Your pops climaxed in sixty seconds, guess you're minute made (ha)
Yet you don't have the juice but I do and get them digits paid (that's right)
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
It's too late for me, no, I can't turn a new leaf (nope)
I do this shit for kicks but no, I'm not a shoe thief (at all)
Make you feel the heat, jacuzzis, like bad movies
Don't sleep on me, don't be snoozy, you'll look dumb as fuck for asking who's he (stupid)
Terroristic on the mic, steady dropping nukes and bombs
People come and go just like prostitutes and Johns (haha)
Might fuck around and buy myself some brand new Lou Vuitton (perhaps)
I've taken hella Ls but no, I will not lose for long (I won't)
I'm a stoner going toe to toe with Cheech and Chong (yes sir)
You're just a little ho so no, you cannot meet my mom (hell no)
Catch me chilling with these bitches on the beach in thongs (it's lit)
Please stop fronting your move, we all know you're weak not strong (weak ass)
[Chorus]
Credits
Slim Samaritan (Official)

Slim Samaritan (Official)

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