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Nosebleeds (live from mom’s office) Lyrics by slimdan

2024

[Verse]
Went to get groceries
Saw Omar Apollo
Paid $17 for two avocados
And I can't afford it
But that's how they get you
It don't come cheap
Now I'm in my car
And I drive past a busker
He's nailing a riff
Hoping he gets discovered
I'm tripping now
'Cause he essentially sings the same song as me
[Chorus]
I'm never where I think I ought to be
Watching the game from the nosebleeds
Living my life from a distance
Thought 26 would be different
But I'm finding that's not the way that it works
Back in my mind I'm still 13
Walking around like a freshman
Who let the kid through the door
It's absurd
It's the stupidest thing that I've heard
[Verse]
So I park in some driveway
And flip down the mirror
I say, "Danny, you're awesome
You deserve to be here"
A room full of strangers
Friends you ain't meet yet
It's not that deep
But it goes out the window
Once I'm in the hotseat
So, I picture them naked
But I can't stop laughing
Aren't we just monkeys in winter coats
Thinking the same damn thing
[Chorus]
I'm never where I think I ought to be
Watching the game from the nosebleeds
Living my life from a distance
Thought 26 would be different
But I'm finding that's not the way that it works
Back in my mind I'm still 13
Walking around like a freshman
Who let the kid through the door
It's absurd
It's the stupidest thing that I've heard
[Verse]
Fuck that
Your boy's out here tryna make contact
Swing for the touchdown
Yeah, put me in coach, I could run Forrest, run
I'm tryina shoot out the sun
And the game's only mine to lose
I'm the heckler that's hating on you
[Chorus]
From the nosebleeds
Living my life from a distance
Thought 26 would be different
But I'm finding that's not the way that it works
Back in my mind I'm still 13
Walking around like a freshman
Who let the kid through the door
It's absurd
It's the stupidest thing that I've heard
[Outro]
Watching the game from the nosebleeds
Credits
slimdan

slimdan

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