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Dear mister occupant
To whom this may concern
I thought I'd leave this note for you
To read on your return
Your daughter came to see us play
Me and all the band
And since you're not around today
I knew you'd understand
If we fuck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long distance on your phone
Eat up all your food
And steal your beer
This house is too big
For your little girl alone
We tried our best to make ourselves
Feel right at home
You see, we come from miles away
We're strangers to this town
Your daughter brought us here tonight
And since you're not around
We thought we'd fuck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long distance on your phone
Eat up all your food
And steal your beer
I really must be going now
You've been too kind for words
Your toilet's overflowing
Cause it's clogged up with our turds
The band has laid itself a patch
Out on the lawn
And I'll kiss your daughter's lips
Until the next time you are gone
When we will fuck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long distance on your phone
Have sex in your shower stalls
And write our names upon your walls
Eat up all your food and steel your beer
We're going to eat up all your food and steal your beer
We're going to eat up all your food and steal your beer
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Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds

About “Steal Your Beer” by Sloppy Seconds

Read the complete lyrics to "Steal Your Beer" by Sloppy Seconds from the album "Destroyed". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Punk Rock, Pop-Punk.

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"Steal Your Beer" is credited to Sloppy Seconds. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Steal Your Beer" appears on "Destroyed".

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