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Boxman Lyrics by Smosh

Sexy Album

2006

[Verse 1]
So let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin' this, here, rap for your safety
So all you kids don't mess up like me
And be disowned by your family
So check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two-stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next, I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and that's not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f--king Jeep
The rest of this mess, I will not repeat
To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete

[Hook 1]
Box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's the box, man

[Verse 2]
I woke up in a strange location
Some dirty bum had an explanation
Apparently, he had no education
He turned my body into an abomination
He said he found me on the road, nearly dead
It was necessary he fix my torso and my head
He had no human parts, so he used a box instead
The news was so overwhelming that I fled

[Hook 2]
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box

[Spoken Break]
Yo, what's up homie? You know that Boxman?
Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
Yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my-

[Verse 3]
It's hard to live with a body of cardboard
You'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
But since the accident, I've always been ignored
I trust, one day, that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
But, of course, no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desperate that I cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
If I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
So that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell

[Hook 3]
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
He's a box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's the box, man
Credits
Smosh

Smosh

About “Boxman” by Smosh

Read the complete lyrics to "Boxman" by Smosh from the album "Sexy Album" in 2006. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Techno, Hip-Hop, Rap.

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"Boxman" is credited to Smosh. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Boxman" appears on "Sexy Album" in 2006.

Visit the Smosh artist page at /artist/smosh for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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