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Driver’s Ed Rap Lyrics by Smosh

Sweet Sound of Smosh

2013

[Intro: Ian, Anthony, Both]
Uh! High school, Driver's Ed, I-Dawg and A-Dizzle
Teachin' people about drivin' and stuff
Yeah, we gettin' extra credit for this one
Jump in my bomb-diggity car
Let's do this, yeah!

[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony]
First, make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt
'Cause if you don't and get in a reck, you will be killed
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky
Your blood will be all over the place and it will be real sticky
When a cop pulls you over for speeding
Just start peeing f-f-for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket, make your mom pay

[Chorus: Both]
If you pass your test, you're gonna drive a car
And drive it 'round town like a superstar
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag
If you pass the test, you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far
To the gym, your work out on your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex

[Verse 2: Anthony, Ian]
I went to Compton, some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun a-a-and tried to cap me
You should always carry a weapon in your car
Like a bat, a stapler, a towel, or a metal bar
A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lots until I hit a mailbox
I drove off the road lookin' at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test

[Chorus: Both]
If you pass your test, you're gonna drive a car
And drive it 'round town like a superstar
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag
If you pass the test, you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far
To the gym, your work out on your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex

[Verse 3: Anthony, Ian, Both]
Don't you ever flippin' try to ghostride your whip
'Cuz you just might trip, yeah, have a nip-slip, uh
Flip on your hip, bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruise ship
Always look both ways on the street
Unless you wanna get beat by a car
It'll run you over and drag your body real far
Then no one will like you just like Jar Jar
So that's how you drive an automobile
That's all you need to know so grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
Because driving yourself is the bomb

[Outro: Ian with Anthony]
Driver's Ed, bitch!
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About “Driver’s Ed Rap” by Smosh

Read the complete lyrics to "Driver’s Ed Rap" by Smosh from the album "Sweet Sound of Smosh" in 2013. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Rap.

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"Driver’s Ed Rap" appears on "Sweet Sound of Smosh" in 2013.

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