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Girls Are Gross (Tomey Bones Remix) Lyrics by Smosh

2019

[Chorus: Courtney Miller]
Gross
Girls are gross
We skip the soap
So gross
Girls are gross
Better cover your nose
[Verse 1: Courtney Miller]
Covered in sweat between my breasts
But I'm still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain, wanna bite of chow mein?
Nevermind, that's some loose hair (Oops)
My bra looks cute, lacy and silky
I never wash it, yeah, it's filthy
Got this shit since tenth grade
It's soaked in titty marinade
[Chorus: Courtney Miller]
Gross
Girls are gross
Don't motorboat (No, no, no)
So gross
Girls are gross
Got sweaty bongos
[Verse 2: Courtney Freakin' Miller]
See I'm down!
I'm Courtney Freakin' Miller and I'll tell you what's gross
My killer income and my salary lows
You know I'm on my period everyday
Filling my pants with a bloody parfait
Walk in thе room and you can smell the stench
C-c-comе downstairs on Mariana Trench
Trench, trench, trench, trench, t-t-trench
For those who don't know what Mariana Trench, it's the deepest trench in the Earth's ocean
Say it's cool like my cooch
I pulled out a whole coy fish out of my ass once!
Oh, my crotch smells like tiger piss and lavender!
[Interlude: Courtney Miller]
Hey, guys (Hey, BB)
Let's talk about period stains (Mmm, let's)
We don't throw out our period-stained underwear
We just keep them to wear the next month (We do)
It's like a seven-layer-dip of bloodstains (Salty)
And don't not forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina (It is)
You know what would make it better? Endless diarrhea
Oh, and we can't fart in public (No)
So, we save them all, until we're alone (Oh)
Hotboxing our cars with a whole day of concentrated farts
You want a ride, baby?
[Chorus: Courtney Miller]
Gross
Girls are gross
My bra is soaked, discharge below
Gross (That's gross!)
Girls are gross (Gross, gross!)
Gross
Girls are gross
When we're alone
So gross
Girls are gross
So now, you know, now you know-know-know-know
[Outro: Courtney Miller]
Gross
Looking fantastic, looking-looking fantastic
Credits
Smosh

Smosh

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