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Mall Cop Lyrics by Smosh

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[Intro]
Before Sergeant Anous became the legendary cop he is today, he had to work his way up the ranks as a mall cop
This is his story

[Verse 1]
It's a typical day and I was on my beat
Keeping the peace of my sweet mom
Then right on [?] with [?] [?] comes through
When I see some catch up and fall
Wasn't in the least so I [?] the [?]
He [?] on my [?] to ran his ass down
Anous' the name but some [?] [?] game
I'm the sheriff of this [?] town

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall

[Verse 2]
As far as danger goes, most people don't know
How insane this shopping center is
You got litter, [?], [?] spray [?]
And you're a nation by little punk kids
So you need me to keep peace streets clean, stop [?] teens
[?] jeans [?] [?] [?]
I'm protecting you all
I'm best of the best, I'm cop of them all

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
([?])

[Verse 3]
(Mall cop, baby) Yes, I am
(You arrested it, baby) I'm pretty sure it was just a midget
(It was definitely a baby) No, [?] was in a diaper
([?], baby)
Whatever! Now tuck him in the neck
Then poke him in the eye
Watch the stick with the stick
But make sure he don't die!
'Cause the paperwork can be a real bitch

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall

[Outro]
[?]
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About “Mall Cop” by Smosh

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"Mall Cop" appears on "Shut Up! and Listen".

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