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Lazy Lyrics by Snak The Ripper

Sex Machine

2009

[Verse 1]
Most of the day I just lay around on the rug
Leaving a trail of drool like the ass on a slug
Each task is enough to make me hate the next
I can barely whack off let alone have sex
My breakfast, microwave popcorn and porn
My underwear's worn and stained and torn
Never give my seat up man
I don't care about your baby lady I'm too lazy to stand
Constantly not really doing shit
My jobs hunting me i'd rather do stupid shit
Don't step foot in the rain
Back pain for a little change
Its a strange concept to explain
To a guy like me, a sloth by far
Legally change my name to Snak the turd
Too lazy to walk the block up to your yard
Too lazy to touch my fucking cock when it's hard

[Hook]
Yo I'm lazy
Too lazy too cook
Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
And I'm lazy
Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to rap
Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap
I'm fucking lazy
And I don't care why
Just sit down get high and let time fly

[Verse 2]
Yeah young Snak never was a happy camper
Smelling like them filthy panties in your fucking hamper
When I was 15 I still wore a pamper
Now I'm 26 I'm taking shits on a sampler
Got chubby tits from McDicks and potato chips
I'm too lazy to exfoliate my zits
I'm pretty bad with miniscule tasks
Like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my ass
Fuck it though
I don't do chores
Don't hold no doors to impress those whores
Pubes grow thick don't use pit stick
No nutritional intake got me fat and sick
Rapping quick, but not this fella
Honey in the bubble bath, big sipping a stella
Hella mistakes I'm a real bad smeller
To lazy to rap to beats or even a Capella

[Hook]
Yo I'm lazy
Too lazy too cook
Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
And I'm lazy
Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to rap
Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap
I'm fucking lazy
And I don't care why
Just sit down get high and let time fly

About “Lazy” by Snak The Ripper

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"Lazy" appears on "Sex Machine" in 2009.

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