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Bar Mitzvah Lyrics by Snow Roller

Y2k

2018

[Verse 1]
I had a frog once
Put him inside a cup so he could sleep right next to me
I don't remember how that frog
Ended up under my mom's eucalyptus tree
[Verse 2]
He was white as snow
He had not where else to go
So he found the one living green place in the house
Tried to make it his home
[Verse 3]
I confided In Jack once
Told him I was insecure about my Bar Mitzvah penis size
He laughed in my face and I know why
We were both young men who knew only how to try
[Verse 4]
I was hoisted up
The weight above my father was much too much
But Keith always looks out for Scott
So he came to rescue and threw up the drinks he got
[Verse 5]
He was stuck in hell
He used to hop around, now you could hardly tell
So he sunk into the carpet, the last place that he stood
And he made it his own, the best that he could
Credits
Snow Roller

Snow Roller

About “Bar Mitzvah” by Snow Roller

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"Bar Mitzvah" appears on " Y2k" in 2018.

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