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Let Them Eat Cake Lyrics by SnubDub Podcast

Prove Me Wrong: A Trans Princess Musical

2018

[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Now, if the two of you should become proper princesses, there are a few key rules and regulations you must follow
[SHELBYFORD]
It's quite a foreign concept, a seldom-uttered tale
But living a life of royalty is fraught with pains and ails
The subjects are revolting
[CHUCKFORD]
They're turning against us, too
[SHELBYFORD & CHUCKFORD]
So what can we mere powerful people do
[SHELBYFORD]
Just keep a posh appearance up for the good of the people's sake
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
And if they should object
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Let them eat cake!
[PENNY, spoken]
But... how does that solve anything?
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
It does!
[HAYLEY, spoken]
Yeah, but... how?
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
Huh-h... hooooow?
[HAYLEY, spoken]
What?
[SHELBYFORD]
Your dress must be custom-tailored, your pearls must be silvered moons
You must select the finest furs to make all the people swoon!
And if you should spot opposers
[CHUCKFORD]
Trace your neck with a dainty bow!
[SHELBYFORD]
And all the bad people will go away somehow
If they've got time to arrange a coup, they've got ample time to bake
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
So we just tell them this:
[SHELBYFORD]
Let them eat cake!
[HAYLEY, spoken]
So you... kill them?
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
We just do the dance that the queen taught us, and they go away!
*horror string sounds*
[PENNY, spoken]
The "finger across the throat" dance?
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Yes, that's the one!
[HAYLEY, spoken]
You're sending those people to die. Your Queen taught you to execute people
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
But she would never do something like that! She's the queen!
[PENNY, spoken]
Hoo boy
[SHELBYFORD]
Our dearest queen rules over us in the wake of the king's attack!
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
He went to the mead store...
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
And he hasn't come back
[HAYLEY, spoken]
So, wait... Was he attacked or did he did he get drunk and wander off?
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
Yes... It saddens us so...
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Oh, boo hoo hooo...
*Both begin to obnoxiously cry*
[HAYLEY, spoken, overlapping]
I'm trying to ask...
I'm trying to ask which...
Which one w—
Which one—
HEY!
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Our sincerest apologies. We do miss father so. But! I must remain a proper princess
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
And I a proper prince!
[SHELBYFORD & CHUCKFORD, spoken]
For the queen
[PENNY, spoken]
But...you're a princess! Princesses are supposed to be adored! Don't you want your people to actually like you?
[CHUCKFORD, spoken]
Oh dear, after all of this, they still don't get it
[SHELBYFORD]
The future of our proud nation lies with the choices a princess makes
So I shall now decree
Your apprenticeship to me
[SHELBYFORD & CHUCKFORD]
So you two can one day see...
They should eat cake!
[SHELBYFORD, spoken]
Your apprenticeship starts now
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SnubDub Podcast

SnubDub Podcast

About “Let Them Eat Cake” by SnubDub Podcast

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