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Retards Hiss Past My Window

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Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh
Start over!
(Hey!)
Quiet! Quiet, you muffs!
Last night, I ordered a pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
When I opened the box, I right away detected the boozy breath of our 18th president
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
He stood up out of the box and asked me what kind of cervix I had
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
I told him I had an Evinrude cervix, but he reminded me that they only make boat motors
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
Last night I ate a pizza with Ulysses S. Grant on it
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
It tasted like Spree, light and lively candy
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
Dogs started attacking my saline implants
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
And then thе other half of Tom Dempsey's foot camе out of my pee hole
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
Last night I had a pizza with Ulysses S. Grant on it
(Urrrrrggggghhhhhhaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhrrrgggghhhh!!!)
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About “Pizza with Ulysses S. Grant On It” by Sockeye

Read the complete lyrics to "Pizza with Ulysses S. Grant On It" by Sockeye from the album "Retards Hiss Past My Window". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Pizza with Ulysses S. Grant On It" is performed by Sockeye. from the album "Retards Hiss Past My Window" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Pizza with Ulysses S. Grant On It", explore more songs by Sockeye using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Pizza with Ulysses S. Grant On It" appears on "Retards Hiss Past My Window".

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