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Furreal? Lyrics by Soft Cough

CRIMSON GUTTATION

2022

The face that launched a thousand ships
I was on the 345th

It turns out Helen had a bad lisp
And an annoying laugh to go with it
I think if Paris woulda known he woulda ditched his tryst
To save himself from all the blood that’d spill

Oh it's no big deal
I hope that Menelaus loved her for what was real

I heard something that made me pissed
I heard that William Shakespeare never did exist

Well what about the sonnets that I’ve now forgotten?
Once nourished in my head like a flowerpot
I think they’ve gone and wondered off to The Great Whatnot
But if I try I can remember them still…

Oh it’s okay
The words will read the same by any other name


I’ll just sit here suffering from undiagnosed illnesses
The birds are not grateful for houses that I built them
Some folks believe in god but don’t believe in me
I’d rather spend my days exploring caves in Honali
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About “Furreal?” by Soft Cough

Read the complete lyrics to "Furreal?" by Soft Cough from the album "CRIMSON GUTTATION" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Furreal?" is credited to Soft Cough. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Furreal?" appears on "CRIMSON GUTTATION" in 2022.

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