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dafuq day 5 Lyrics by Soft Pretzels

SP2024 (The SP Demos)

2025

[Intro]
Yeah she was just sat there like
[Verse 1]
"Oh please please please, Mr. Industry"
Everybody knows you ain't met another motherfucker sick as me
P's standing up, everybody else can take a seat
Unless it's for the standing ovation that you're giving me
"Oh you're so mean" motherfucker how's it supposed to be?
Pretty hard when I'm surrounded by you fucking freaks
Apologize? Cause I'm the only one who really see what really be going on?
Motherfucker suck a 'D'
Pushing fifty yelling bout some "woke libs in college"
You broke MAGA bitches got two false prophets
Hey, if you're looking for a false P
Why don't you divert thee attention
To Soft P (you're a fucking dick)
Well if you're gonna insult me
Why don't you walk on down to Wendy's
Put your dick in a frosty?
Asking "where's the beef?" get it
Cause now it's all soft, see?
Oh and thanks for the nuggets
How much'll it cost me?
Old heads ain't fucking with the newer style
Call me Young Hanukkah the way I be jew-venile
Was that too bad? Want me to stop doing it well
Too bad hit your cart man, "god dammit kyle"
You're so sad, would it hurt you just to crack a smile?
Like a white dad in a neighborhood just cooking out
Just looking now at all the motherfuckers still tryna say shit
Lock em' in my basement, end of conversation
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Soft Pretzels

Soft Pretzels

About “dafuq day 5” by Soft Pretzels

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"dafuq day 5" appears on "SP2024 (The SP Demos)" in 2025.

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