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Antifreeze and Chocolate Biscuits Lyrics by SOFY

2021

[Verse 1]
Lose our morals each December
Promise each year we'll be better
All our good intentions forgotten like an extra
Bottle of Lynx shower gel that I didn't even ask for and Auntie Val's given me again
[Pre-Chorus]
Relatives come out the woodwork
Carol singers make my head hurt
Death by cringe John Lewis adverts
[Chorus]
At Christmas
Since the magic has faded, everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to Slade with your sad Tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas
At Christmas
[Verse 2]
Granny's tipsy on the good wine
We're all arguing by lunchtime
Call me ungrateful, I got a mug from James
That looks suspiciously like the one we gave him last year, what a joke
[Pre-Chorus]
Relatives come out the woodwork
Carol singers make my head hurt
Death by cringe John Lewis adverts
[Chorus]
At Christmas
Since the magic has faded, everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to Slade with your sad Tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas
At Christmas
[Bridge]
Dead mistletoe, scrap in Tesco
Dad burnt the roast, bad cracker joke
Omnibus soaps, mince pies are gross
All of our hopes lost in the post
Transport is a no-go
Bought my presents from the Esso
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Here's some antifreeze and chocolate biscuits
You shouldn't have
You actually shouldn't have
[Chorus]
At Christmas
Since the magic has faded, everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to Slade with your sad Tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas
At Christmas
[Outro]
At Christmas
Credits
SOFY

SOFY

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