[Intro] Hey, Mr. Schemer Won’t you let go of that dress? I’ve got many times to realize What you’re trying to impress Hey, Mr. Schemer Won’t you try to ignore All the things that you wanted? All the things you’ve ignored? [Verse 1] There he goes, he’s got a nasty plan And then everybody knows Perfect in disguise Got no business touching Girls that're wrapped in Pretty Dresses Now you're all but smiling Cleaning his messes Mr. Schemer [Chorus] Going uninvited, lurking the night Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes You're at the back of his car and now you’re all alone And he’s got you screaming that you wish you were home! [Verse 2] Right on time! Wits and full of charms Probably memorized his lines Now he's dressed to kill And now you're thinking that he's Such a charmer, Look at that smile! You're taking off your armor Love only for a while Mr. Schemer [Chorus] Going uninvited, lurking the night Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes You're at the back of his car and now you’re all alone And he’s got you screaming that you wish you were home! [Chorus 2] Now your dukes are up You're only lacking a cape And now you're drunk on the floor So you just sit there and wait, 'No!' He's lifting her skirt up, and no it's not a crime But I'm gagging to see on just who's next in line! [Bridge] Close your eyes, he’s the last thing you'll see Buried in his arms, are you thinking of me? Grab another drink, now you’re drunk on the floor Succumbed to demise, now he's asking for more! [Chorus] Going uninvited, lurking the night Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes You're at the back of his car and now you’re all alone And he’s got you screaming that you wish you were home! [Chorus 2] Now your dukes are up You're only lacking a cape And now you're drunk on the floor So you just sit there and wait, 'No!' He's lifting her skirt up, and no it's not a crime But I'm gagging to see on just who's next in line!
Read the complete lyrics to "Mr. Schemer" by SOS (PHL) from the album "Locked Out at Wombworks" in 2012. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Indie Rock, Rock.
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