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Moustache Lyrics by Sparks

Angst in My Pants

1982

[Verse 1]
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip, whoo

[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

[Verse 2]
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed it real small
My Jewish friends would never call, whoo

[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man

[Bridge]
My my my moustache
My my my moustache
My my my moustache

[Verse 3]
They call me sir and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I've had, whoo

[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
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About “Moustache” by Sparks

Read the complete lyrics to "Moustache" by Sparks from the album "Angst in My Pants" in 1982. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop-Rock, In English, Rock.

"Moustache" is performed by Sparks. from the album "Angst in My Pants" in 1982 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Moustache", explore more songs by Sparks using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Moustache" is credited to Sparks. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Moustache" appears on "Angst in My Pants" in 1982.

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