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Crusade of the Alien Stoner (intro) Lyrics by Speed Walton

Real Name Speed

2019

[Verse]
In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king
My blade sharpened, let the katana swing
The lone samurai
Ready for anything, smoking my sativa
Writing this on a full moon
Don’t make a ASS out of yourself trying to ASSume (yeah)
Low key how I maneuver
Underground nigga, I emerged from the sewer (uh)
Your whole style manure, showboating with rugers
Red carpet with a cougar
Won’t say her name just know she won a Oscar or two
These niggas fucking with who?
I’m Clark Kent out the booth, I’m Bruce Wayne out the cave
You niggas better behave, throwing dirt on my name
Y’all got feminine ways, none of these hoes getting saved
I’m gonna say it again none of the hoes getting saved
Fuck minimum wage, I’m getting paid different ways (yeah)
My best friend in a grave
Heart filled up with rage, I ain’t slept in days
I’m on all kind of drugs, I can’t cope with this loss
Load my chopper in the dark
Guess I’m slightly thrown off, fuck a subliminal
Put a name on it (uh)
Say my name candy man
I’ll put the flame on ya
I swear y’all be doing the most
Just another pussy rapper paying for a blog post
Look!
Bruh, try a different approach
Quarterback and the coach
See I’m running the plays, plus I’m calling the shots
Most of these rappers went pop
Guess I’m more 2Pac
Me against the world strapped with two Glocks
Heard y’all given names to the cops
What type of gangster is that? (huh)
Mane I thought y’all was thuggin?
Let’s just keep it a hundred
Most of these rappers been fronting
Somebody had to say something
Really I try to stay humble
They took that for a weakness
They couldn’t be any wronger (nah)
Team keep getting stronger
All the leaches is gone (yeah)
Fuck-boys playing sides
I hear em telling them lies
I see that look of desperation, all in your eyes
Honestly none of you suckers even worry us
Internet warriors, you lames can’t kill me with a hashtag (nah)
I turn where you record into Baghdad
Look at the scoreboard ya squad losing bad
Fuck the political shit, most these niggas trash
Taking from the underground and they stealing swag (woah)
Don’t think we ain’t noticed
See through the bullshit, all that hocus pocus
Just hit a nigga line when the play in motion (yeah)
Yeah this music get all my devotion
Just know it’s real if the Rocka done quoted “Galaxxy Enterprise.”

About “Crusade of the Alien Stoner (intro)” by Speed Walton

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