Eminem disses Trump again (parody) Lyrics by Spencer Sharp
2017
[Verse 1 - Dispencery as Eminem] It's the calm before the storm Wait... How do I start this off? I forgot (flashcards are held up) Oh yea That's an awfully hot Coffee pot Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not... But I want this dickhead to see what time it is So I'ma chop off his cock With a pocket watch (breathes heavily) That's going to be messy You should probably wash it off I did the same thing to Papa Doc And when I rap like this It looks like I'm trying to pop-and-lock (breathes heavily) She get's a m- aaaaaaaaahhhh I should probably stop *chka* *chka* Slim Shady Hi kids! Do you like Violence? Want to see me stick Mike Pence With each one of my knives quick? And then I'll squeeze his hand tightly So I can use wordplay and say that that is a "vice" grip Then I will slide into his wife's insta Like "Hi bitch, you got nice tits. Be my side-chick? Sorry. Bye Kim!" I am sick of this rhyme shit No wonder my eyes twitch whenever I spit Coming off of the top like dandruff does 99.9% of my rhymes are about random stuff Like last week I was in Canada With a camera filming a panda chug A gigantic mug of camel cum Dammit, bruh! I love playing Candy Crush Those lines were meaningful Got a couple questions Tell me why am I spittin' stale? Why is my flow about as stagnant as the water in a wishing well? What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale I saw that in a meme And if this Halloween you're dressing up in some orange Trump skin I'ma have to jack-ya-lantern and start smashing pumpkins I used to rap about smacking women But now I'm actually different I'm the lyrical miracle, hypocritical, liberal A rapping version of Kathy Griffin attacking villains So Donald Trump, you're a PUNK! And the only thing you're fantastic for Is giving me media attention stretched Across the board Especially, when I coincidentally have a new album coming out in stores Even though my last good CD was in 2004 [Verse 2 - Dispencery as Eminem] I feel like Curtis Jackson now that I'm 50 But the power within me could still devour a city About a hundred thousand and sixty Slim Shady Stans are still surrounding my every Move that I make cause my music is great But the usually hate Cause they just wanna be me Whenever they see my on MTV or B.E.T So they make fun of this rapper A tweet or a status about how they wasn't feeling a track or They go and make a parody video Of my freestyle right after Even though they know that at the end of the day I am still their master Will the fake Slim Shady please stand down [Verse 3 - Dispencery] I don't mean to be disrespecting the legend But I felt it was the only way that I could get any of your attention So as a nobody with no following I got nothing to lose, just something to prove So listen, I love that Eminem verse But I felt there was a couple of things missing... This racial tension, why is the media needing to spark it? We are the easiest target, no wonder we're feeling retarded So I'mma go on record right now by saying That both Fox News and CNN are equally garbage Because this race-baiting and hate making has painstakingly Changed ways that we basically raise babies It's amazing that we Forget the fact that no human is born racist Even the puppets in government with orange faces So let me just say this It's not your fault if you're racist It's just your brain is Being invaded by ignorant hatred So its time to stand in front of the mirror and change it So when I see my face in The reflection I know that I'm given White privilege cause of my skin and My pigment And when they see my name on a resume They know that I'm different But that's not to say white people don't struggle as well But when you have a white male doing rails And a black man doing crack, then I don't think you need to wonder who's gonna be the one suffering stuck in a cell This country is under a spell And not to take anything away from the terrorism and bomb threats But can we for once just address The prison industrial complex? The government is making money offa making criminals Aww... yes Gerrymandering your city until it is miserable and individuals all stress So next time you watching TV And you see someone taking the knee During the national anthem Take a second to breathe, calm down before having a tantrum Especially if you're sitting down With your hand in A bag of Doritos And you are not standing We need to get rid of division No matter what color your skin is Underneath this shit, nobody is different Whether you're Muslim or Christian Or don't even follow religion The only way to stop fighting each other is to Get rid of that damn television Republican or liberal, the only choices we were given Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? This system was rigged to begin with We got a long way to go but The first step is- acceptance And I think that they only way we can succeed is If both sides become Malcolm in the Middle And stop being extremists Then maybe one day we can finally find out what peace is Peace, kid
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