[Verse 1: B-ran]
Mokie ain't call even though he's on me about TV and his wood (Good morning)
But now he's all shawl deep in my laundry man get out I'm just nude
Joseph's too gay to let me pass him in class
Yeah he's a nerd like Feferi Butts who is a hell of a fag
Like me and Colonel Pootie burning down the whole sponge wall
Which isn't actually that difficult because it's really kinda small
(Fuck, fuck, fuck, Joseph, Joseph pass that eraser)
I'm sick of hanging in closets
Chains and dragons on my wallets
Mini tea cups and tiny dollets
I'm gay but that's not just it
2 stories in my hand
Like what the fuck's a Sandman?
I caught you fapping to sexy pictures of Rarity
As if CCM doesn't have errors of continuity
Yelling at fat kids like a NegaDan with no Popotan
Making fun of people because of their own insecurities
[Hook]
Shut em down! (x4) (Flade's going to do the next part and it's probably going to suck because he's not that good at rapping, but... y'know judge him man, also he wrote his own part too, because, usually I write his stuff, but, I didn't this time. So... yeah. FLOW is good.)
*Brandon snorts Cocaine*
(Augh)
(EARTH)
[Verse 2: Florp]
On Tumblr these stupid fucks, keep supporting the Ku Klux
Joseph's nutty buddy Brandon gets angry when I fuck this up
Like what the fuck? I'm bad as fuck, turn the fucking music DOWN
So I can hear Brandon make me feel like a sad clown
"Hey Daddy, tell me why the clown is crying?"
Because Dan's life makes me feel like fucking dying
I'm going down, like Dan when he gets drowned
I can see him, he's already skipping town
I can see Brandon's hair from all the way over there
It's like Elmo's on his head, but he doesn't even care
Brandon's hair is like from Anime, it is gay
Got a big stomach, just like Bobby Flay, that shit's cray
Ball so hard, I'm seein' stars, shootin' stars
Star ships, Brandon says he writes most of my verses
I hope he fucking owns a purse
I hope he's a fucking transgender
Send me insults, return to sender
Considering he likes Bender BITCH
[Hook] (D-he actually just did way better than I thought he was going to do, like, I originally proposed that we should do this together, but uh... Alright, here comes my second verse Wait I just realized I didn't finish so I'll have to record this in 2 parts. Fuck.)
[Verse 3: B-ran]
Flade I, just got knee'd; in my test-i-clees
And no amount of weed, will ever kill that Dean, take a piss in the sink
Or throw me into a lake, punch myself in the throat, the Chicago Overcoat
I'll use my Axe like a mace, you know the Juggalo place
The Dark Carnival's great, the Faygo flavored grape
10 times better than Nate is, Sometimes I used to think Seth was a real racist because he would hate Athiest's butts, don't even mess with this
I think this porno is gay, 2010 boy in ways the kitty can't relate
But who knows where fate, blue ball masturbate
So super cool like when I write similes I (write discombobulate?)
I'm like, that late
On this rhyme, this is actually a freestyle
Haven't done this in a while
I once killed a guy named Kyle, he looked like Flade but that's not
[Hook] (The way)
[Outro: MOKEY]
Brandon, what the hell have I told you about trying to rap? That "My Name Is Joseph" shit was fucking trash and you're a horrible person. Nobody likes you is what I'm trying to say. It's goddamn 2010 and I'm sending pizzas to your house because FUCK you man. No, I'm just kiddin'. But seriously
