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Miss Haps Lyrics by Split Enz

The Rootin Tootin Luton Tapes

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Signs her name Miss Haps
Find her in a flat
Don’t be courteous
You’ll be courting disaster-er-er-er-er

Strange girl, something’s amiss
Haphazard with a twist
I’m non-plussed
You’re planet-struck
You’re a walking faux-pas

My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap

Watch her walking the street
Mayhem, may I repeat
Slamming doors and broken jaws
Well, I think perhaps she’s hapless

Open Pandora’s Box
She’s cursed and gone to the dogs
Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only

My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap

Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Ooh!

Sink or swim on her, I do
Wе’re both in the same boat
Fish out of watеr, lambs to the slaughter
It’s open warfare on us

We who start from scratch
That’s me and my mismatch
Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only

My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap

Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Now!

My misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only

My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap

Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Ooh!

Yeah!
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About “Miss Haps” by Split Enz

Read the complete lyrics to "Miss Haps" by Split Enz from the album "The Rootin Tootin Luton Tapes". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Miss Haps" is credited to Split Enz. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Miss Haps" appears on "The Rootin Tootin Luton Tapes".

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