[Chorus: Logpog]
Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways
Sending all the kids into their classes
We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas
And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this
[Verse 1: Logpog]
I bring the beats to life, like I got a magic hat
Scarf the carrots gotta fly, in the air, it’' raining cats
Also dogs, it's outta wack, and some reindeer in the front
Got the presents in the back, give 'em out, I'm bein' blunt
A SQUADECA! Christmas, bars on the wishlist
Act like I'm Jesus, need no assistance
I give forgiveness, send Hershey's Kisses
Until your teeth are lookin' like you're British, yeah!
The holiday season, I'm addin' some cumin
It's honestly treason to be hatin' humans
I'm batin' the losers and sayin' they're useless
Because the gift I give is that I still do this
Goin' down chimneys, comin' with a quick sweep
Presents at the bottom of the tree that I will leave
Then I'll be relieved when gifts are received
And bring seventy cc’s of holiday glee
I still got hang ups, like Christmas lights
I got my list, and I checked it twice
You've just been naughty, never nice
And you've got the same luck as some one-sided dice
[Verse 2: Oreox4]
I've just been lost in the snow, yeah
I got the guap and the dough, yeah
I got too much on my wishlist
You get my presence for Christmas
Crazy with bars, like a Florida man
Christmas village sets, got four in my van
Up on the track for SQUADECA! (Yeah!)
Haters for ransom, like Tecca (Money!)
So like, basically
If you dislike me in any way
Just-just give me your money
("That's my money!")
Give me your money, you really thought this was funny
I just want all of your fundings
Your career tumbling, while I am up in the running
You're an idiot, I'm "bruh"-ing (Bruh)
I'm just havin' fun and livin'
Making music, screw an image
If Christmas ain't about gettin'
Why don't they call it Thanksgiving? (Aah—)
[Chorus: Logpog & Lil Fagkii]
Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways
Sending all the kids into their classes
We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas
And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this (Look)
[Verse 3: Lil Fagkii]
All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul merch'
All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul shirt
Favorite time of year, these grinches, I'ma end those
Frick with me and you'll find out where Rudolph got his red nose, ugh
Call me Macaulay Culkin, 'cause me and your girl are in your home alone, ugh
Me and your girl making XXX, you ain't got a single chromosome, ugh
That is off-topic, these frickers suck
Fricker, I'll stock it, by it, I mean your sock
I'm in your sock, Santa don't knock
If you hear me in your chimney someone getting knocked
Ghosting Christmas presents, who the frick you gonna call?
Fanjoy.co/jakepaul
[Interlude: Glexnos]
*Gunshots*
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
*Gunshot*
And a happy new year
It's Glex!
[Verse 4: Glexnos]
It's that time of the year again
Killing these fools, like I'm Kylo Ren
Difference is, I'm killin' y'all with a pen
Which is why they sometimes confuse me for Ben
Holiday season, giftin' away verses
Sending these fools home in some all-black hearses
Including Santa, but don't call me Danny
I'm bustin' in, but going home with your nanny
My favorite season of the year
And it sure ain't 'cause of all the cheers
It snows up North, down South, it just rains
That's good, it'll wash away all the brains
Season of Death, that's what I like to say
Nature knows it, I'll hit you with my sleigh
SQUADECA! on the track, but I'm huntin' my prey
Glex is here, and he has come to slay, ah!
[Chorus: Logpog]
Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways
Sending all the kids into their classes
We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas
And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this
