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Relaxation Contest Lyrics by Squalloscope

Exoskeletons for Children

2017

[Verse 1]
Hey, hello, I'm outside your house
I'm on the sidewalk in my battle gear waiting for you to come out
I bought a six pack, some pretzel sticks, and the second cheapest wine
I know it's been a while
My doctor said the other week no scream time before bed
And I tried but I gotta admit since that moment I've hardly slept
So won't you come out and be on my team?
I'll find a dangerous new sport we won't, we won't, we won't participate in
We won't participate in
[Verse 2]
I forgot to look as old as I am next to the burning bathroom garbage can
Teeth and nails for my coffin lid, can't get the newscast out of my head
By the tracks where nothing grows, all of us, juxtaposed
Sanding each other's lacquer off is an okay metaphor for love
This pain is an old fashioned gazette; got burn marks from cigarettes
This love is a jar of medicine; sometimes it ain't good for anything
Got friends my age who live in graves, got brains that often misbehave
Got milk in all my fever dreams and I'm bursting, bursting at the seams, oh
[Chorus]
Don't call me by my old names, don't tell me I'm somebody else
Don't call me by my old names, don't tell me I'm somebody else
Don't call me by my old names, don't tell me I'm somebody else
Don't call me by my old names
[Verse 3]
So, where do all the moles go when we make mountains out of molehills?
I've been asking myself things like this ever since I'm off those pills
Went on the scenic tour along the edge around the abyss that is
Having to say‚ "Don't trust the police‚" to little kids, to little kids
Oh, I was a lucky bastard with a passport and shady memberships
I got all the shit (shit, shit) I'd ever want and more right at my fingertips
Saw a photo of you from a long time ago, I remembered that day
I was just wondering if you also have trouble staying sane
[Outro]
(Come outside, come outside, come outside, I was just wondering)
Hey, hello. Tell me just one good thing before I lose control
Tell me one good thing before I lose control
Tell me one good thing before I lose control
Hey, hello
Tell me one good thing before I lose control
Hey, hello. Tell me one good thing before I lose control
Tell me just one good thing before I lose control
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Squalloscope

Squalloscope

About “Relaxation Contest” by Squalloscope

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"Relaxation Contest" appears on "Exoskeletons for Children" in 2017.

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