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Garbage Day Lyrics by Squat Daddy

Garbage Day (Single)

2019

[Intro]
You think we're up against a monster

It's your boy Slobert Downey Jr. with the chest piece
A.k.a. Slob Saget 'cause we got a full house in here tonight
A.k.a. Slob Zombie 'cause this about to be a house of a thousand corpses
A.k.a Slob Barker, but we ain't playing no games

Do you know what time it is?

Daddy

[Verse 1]
Yeah I'm landfill living, and I'm always winning
Maple syrup paint job on the truck is still dripping
Got the grill plugged in and the pancakes flipping
Gas and trash, the only things that I'm bringing

And the sauce I'm sipping is coming straight out the can
It's looking Burgundy and I ain't Anchorman
And the rims keep spinning like some ceiling fans
'cause we got a game plan: getting garbage cans

[Chorus]
Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

[Verse 2]
Yeah I'm a businessman, I'm the real kingpin
Mobbing in the trash game, getting real big wins
I got real thick skin, I got about 6 chins
And I'm all about gluttony, deadly sins

And now we going in, it's the Slob takeover
Big C.O.W. pulling up on 'em in the Rover
My boy Dave stays flexing in the bulldozer
Coming straight out of the swamp like Shrek, ogre

I got my hood pulled over, Slobbin Hood, the people's hero
Chocolate bars but you know they're still Aeros
Stepping in like Rob, gimme all your dineros
I'm eating everything to the bone like marrow

Looking like a trash pharaoh, rocking all fake gold
I got the garbage game trapped in a stranglehold
Just listen to teacher, and do what you're told
University of Slob and you just enrolled

[Chorus]
Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

[Verse 3]
Now I can see the future, heard the prophecy
I'll be running the game, there's no democracy
Mayonnaise and gravy, my economy
I'm a real gas giant, no astronomy

There's no apostrophes, I'm only chasing commas
Never on vacation, there ain't no Bahamas
And I'm always sweating, but I ain't in no saunas
Smelly unclean spirit, ain't no Nirvana

And this ain't Madonna cause Daddy's gonna preach
Yeah I'm on a wave but I ain't at the beach
The flow coming clean like I'm drinking bleach
I killed James and I ate his whole Giant Peach

You're never gonna reach the heights that I be on
Yeah I'm in my prime, like I'm Amazon
Cheese levels looking grate like Parmesan
It's the Greased Side Boyz, no Lil Jon

[Chorus]
Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

Gar
Bage
Day
Yeah, we talkin' bout
Gar
Bage
Day ay hay

[Outro]
Big chains like Spawn and a garbage bag cape
Pulling out the wand and you're gone like Snape
Smash you down and roll you up like crepes
No Risk, we just taking over the landscape

I'm talking yellow tape and some chalk outlines
Welcome to the jungle but there ain't no vines
No warning signs just fields of land mines
And you can't catch up like my name was Heinz
Credits
Squat Daddy

Squat Daddy

About “Garbage Day” by Squat Daddy

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"Garbage Day" is credited to Squat Daddy. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Garbage Day" appears on "Garbage Day (Single)" in 2019.

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