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HOES HARD Lyrics by Squigs!!!!!!!!!

Fck,!!!!#RTYiu

2024

Yuh
What's Up?! (WAHAHAHA)
So basically (WOOOOO)
I was (it's a Me)
In Walmart
I bring a laptop with me, right? (WA!!!!!!)
Wherever I go, in a Back Pack (WAGAWAGA)
So it's kinda sketchy (*deep throat*)
And then, uh, I go down to the, uh, electronic aisle (electronic aisle)
And I set it up and then I get my-
My, uh, the Razer headphones with the ears with me, y'know what I mean? (with the ears)
And the Blue Yeti Mic, and then I'm like (DankPods reference)
Since I'm banned, on Omegle at my house (since I'm bannеd)
Why don't I just go to Walmart and use their wifi? (I'm literally bannеd, why don't I go To Walmart and AUUUGHGHGHHG!)
So I did (WAA!!!!)
And somehow didn't get kicked out
Y'know? (Wiggity biggity)
'Cause- 'cause my name is Crispy Concords (yuh, Crispy)
And I'm like so based that I got away with it (beggin' strips, yuh, I'm so famous)
Y'know? (System of a Down)
And like- (System of a Down, A&W, Dr. Pepper)
It's kinda- it's kinda.. what's the word? (Pepsi, Weezer)
It's kinda weird... 'cause.. the thing is (the blue album vinyl with the feet)
I'm not actually Crispy Concords (the rare first press; I actually am)
I mean I'm not Parker (I am)
I mean I'm not Crisp- okay.. hi (hi, what's up bruh? System of a Down)
So like, I'm kinda the Among Us Imposter (Dream Theater)
And like, the thing is about that.. I'm not actually- (I am though)
So like, the thing is... um... (System of a Down)
I'm literally the dog on the cover of the Raditude by Weezer CD (On the Weezer Raditude, I am though)
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Squigs!!!!!!!!!

Squigs!!!!!!!!!

About “HOES HARD” by Squigs!!!!!!!!!

Read the complete lyrics to "HOES HARD" by Squigs!!!!!!!!! from the album "Fck,!!!!#RTYiu" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Comedy.

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"HOES HARD" appears on "Fck,!!!!#RTYiu" in 2024.

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Dashcam footage
A(43)IUHGEG
Big weezer
Dick spit by call it ego
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