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Calorie Killa Lyrics by Jaboody Dubs

Calorie Killa

2018

[Intro: Jaboody]
Mmm that's good
Hey pass me that drink
I mean that's some good ass shit
I'm eatin' good today, shit (ay, yuh)
[Hook]
Call me the Calorie Killa, I be in the kitchen i'm coming to getcha'. (yuh)
Barbecue chips in the pantry
Eatin' everything motherfucker you can't stop me. (whoa)
Big boy gotta stay grubbin', homemade chocolate chips in the oven. (ooh)
Pillsbury Doughboy make him go "tee hee", mamma feeding me 'cause i ain't got no money. (whoa)
[Verse 1: Jaboody]
Stacking french toast to the ceiling (uh), maple syrup out here got me catching feelings. (yuh)
Sweet Baby Ray's on the ribs i'm callin' dibs, man fuck those dumb kids
PB&J, ain't afraid of the crust (no)
Got the s'mores on the stove makin' me bust. (ooh)
Drinkin' OJ even though I just brushed
Review on Yelp, bitch you know who to trust. (yuh)
[Hook]
Call me the Calorie Killa, I be in the kitchen i'm coming to getcha'. (yuh)
Barbecue chips in the pantry
Eatin' everything motherfucker you can't stop me. (whoa)
Big boy gotta stay grubbin', homemade chocolate chips in the oven. (uh)
Pillsbury Doughboy make him go "tee hee", mamma feeding me 'cause i ain't got no money. (whoa)
[Verse 2: Jaboody]
Coupons all up in my wallet
Suckin' on a Hershey's Whatchamacallit. (yuh)
Chinese chicken chow mein (ooh)
Willy Wonka, top hat, walking with a cane
Sneak into a movie wid a hoagie, I got big Milk Duds you could hold these
I get my ice cream on Dippin' Dotties
Eat that joe keep it sloppy (yuh)
I down a whole box Cheez-its
Then i whip out my titties and suck on my Cheese Nips (ay)
Fuck a Wheat Thin, fuck a Lean Cuisine
Wash it down with a Blizzard from Dairy Queen
Dunkin' on these Oreo's, milk in the glass bitch, blow it out your ass
Smell my breath and guess what i had for lunch: Captain Crunch
Bitch I lied it was brunch (yuh)
[Refrain]
Call me the Calorie Killa, I be in the kitchen i'm coming to getcha' (yuh)
Barbecue chips in the pantry
Eatin' everything motherfucker you can't stop me (whoa)
Big boy gotta stay grubbin'
Homemade chocolate chips in the oven (uh)
Pillsbury Doughboy make him go "tee hee"
Other people out here lookin' kind of hungry
[Verse 3: Stamper]
Who? Me it's ya boy, Rollin' up to the spot with a pocket full of Chips Ahoy!
And you can't have none (nah), so don't try to grab one (no)
Or shit's gonna pop off, the top of a Pringles can
Sour Cream and Onion
Followed up wid a bag Funyuns, that's my jam (okay)
[Bridge: Stamper]
And i'll do anything for you girl you're like a dream to me
I love your cakes and treats
Give me some of that
I'm keepin' you in business, be glad you met me and you know damn well the girl i'm talkin' 'bout is Little Debbie
[Verse 4: Stamper]
Back to the Jam
Blackberry jam on my PBJ, gonna jam it in my face
Then i'm gonna go H.A.M. on a crème brûlée wid a big greasy steak
It's a piece of cake (yuh) for dessert, chocolate frosting on my shirt (haha)
Calorie Killa Vanilla ice cream gonna make my taste buds sing again like...
Psych bitch don't make me cover this chicken and rice with gravy (oh word)
With a side of mac 'n cheese and maybe a big stack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, i'll get the fuck up for a big fat tub of Häagen-Dazs (uh)
Fuck y'all i'ma hog it all but you can eat a dick though and blow it out ya ass
[Outro: Jaboody]
Calorie Killa {yuh}
Calorie Killa {uh, ay}
Calorie Killa
Comin' to get ya (yuh, ay)
Calorie Killa (ooh)
Calorie Killa
Damn that's good
Credits
Jaboody Dubs

Jaboody Dubs

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