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Crasher-Vania (Leveled Up) Lyrics by Starbomb

Leveled Up

2022

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
To fly out of his coffin and...
...Wait, who was that?
[Chorus: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson]
'Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
I will end your cruel necromancing
Actually, we were just dancing
To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of its chains
As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!
[Verse 2: Arin Hanson]
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his--
Oh God, no!
[Chorus: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson]
'Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
Shit!
The power of Christ is infused in my spear
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
But we're just playing Twister!
I rip out your brain!
I will restore all the glory of light
With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night!
You knocked over the chips!
Sound the death bell
Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell!
[Verse 3: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan, Both]
For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?
You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels?
Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests!
Just 'cause you felt left out?
No... yes...
Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
Alright!
[Outro: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Right foot; green!
Ah!
Sorry, sorry, force of habit
Well, he is dead
Looks like I have won at Twister!
Credits
Starbomb

Starbomb

About “Crasher-Vania (Leveled Up)” by Starbomb

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