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Turkey Sammich (A Parody) Lyrics by StarJake

2022

VERSE 1 : STARJAKE
I'M IN THA KITCHEN
WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH
I BEEN ON A DIET
SO I'M REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS SHIT
I TAKE THE BREAD
PUT THA MEAT BETWEEN THA BREAD
I DON'T MEAN MY DICK
I MEAN BREAD FROM LOAF OF BREAD
DIETING WIT NO CARBZ
MAKEZ ME FEEL SO DEAD
SO ON MY CHEAT DAY
I WANNA TASTE SOME BREAD
AND SUM TURKEEEY
I TAKE A CHOMP OF THE SAMMICH
AND IT TASTES SO GOOD
ITS ALL GOOD IN THA HOOD
MUTHAFUCKING BITCH
I'M WHIPPING UP A-
(HEY! I LIKE TURKEY SAMMICHES!)
WAIT... WHO THA FUCK IS THIS BITCH?
(LOOK AT ME! I'M OVERWEIGHT!)
SHUT THA FUCK UP, SLUT
UR RUINING MY SONG
.....
.....
VERSE 2 : FF
MY NAME IS BRIANA
I'M THE LEAD SINGER OF A BAND
BUT NOT REALLY
I JUST RECORD STUFF ON MY PHONE
I DUNNO HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
SO I STEAL SOUNDS OFF THE INTERNET
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RHYME
IF I DO, ITS BY MISTAKE
I HEARD THERE WAS A TURKEY SAMMICH
SO I BROKE INTO STARJAKE'S HOME
THA TURKEY WAS CALLING MY NAME
CUZ I'M A FATTIE
AND I NEED FOOD
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY FANS
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT MONEY
CUZ I'M BROKE!
I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
AND THEY TELL ME I'M AUTISTIC
BUT THEY'RE BOTH JUST BITCHEZ
I USE CLICKBAIT FOR MY VIDEOZ
CUZ I'M TOO UGLY TO GET VIEWZ
I HAVE DIABETEZ
AND I REALLY THINK EATING SIX PIZZAZ
IS REALLY HEALT-
[STARJAKE] :
SHUT THA FUCK UP
GIMME THE MIC BACK
YOU FAT RETARDED BITCH!
CHORUS : STARJAKE
I'M WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH
WAIT WAIT WAIT....
I LIKE WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH
I'M WHIPPIN UP A TURKEY SAMMICH
ITS GANNA TASTE SO GOOD
ITS GONNA TASTE SOOOOO GOOOD
I'M REALLY WANTING DIS TURKEY SAMMICH
VERSE 3 : STARJAKE / FF
STARJAKE::
I WAS JUZT SINGING ABOUT TURK SAMMICH
WTF IS UP
WIT DIS UGLY FAT BITCH
WHY THA FUCK IS SHE HERE
MY DOGS R SHAKING IN FEAAR
THEY PROBABLY THINK
THAT SHEZ GONNA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE
WIT HER FAT FUCKING FEET
HER MUSIC TASTE IS SHIT
SHE WANTS TO SUK MY DICK
BUT I AIN'T GIVING HER SHIT
CAUSE I MIGHT CATCH A DIZEAZE
I RAN TO THA FRONT DOOR
NOW THE BITCH IS STARTING TO WHEEZE
SHE'S SO FAT
NOW SHE'S CRYING ON HER KNEEZ
WAIT... I JUST DROPPED THE MIC!!!!
FF ::
I GOT THA MIC BACK
STARJAKE IS SO MEAN TO ME
HE'S BULLYING ME!
HE TOLD ME THAT I'M FAT!
WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME??
WHY CANT I LOZE WEIGHT??
WAIT... NO
I DON'T WANNA LOZE ANY
CAUSE I'M A FAT FUCK
AND MY DUMBASS RARTED FANZ
LOVE A FAT FUCK
EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE A NECK
I JUZT STOLE HIS TURKEY SAMMICH
I'M GANNA SHARE IT WIT MY RARTED BF
HE'S PROBABLY OUT CHEATING ON ME
SO I MIGHT GET TO KEEP IT FOR MYSELF
OR MAYBE NOT
CUZ HE'S A DISGUSTING FAT TWAT
JUST LIKE ME
HE FINDZ HIS WAY AROUND THA MEAT
BF : HEY! GIMME DAT TURK SAMMICH
FF : WAIT...
BF : OR I'M GANNA FUCKING BEAT U
FF : WAIT! I'M SORRY! PLZ NOOOOO
*THWAP
BF : NOW UR ON DA GROUND
U REALLY THOT U COULD KEEP DAT FROM ME
I'M UR BF, U UGLY FAT FUCK
U SHOULD BE LOVING ME
FF : BUT... I DO LUV U
BF : THEN DONT TAKE MY SAMMICH!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
CUZ I'LL BEAT U
I'LL BEAT U
I'LL BEAUT U TO DETH
U FAT RARTED BITCH
STARJAKE :
OKAY OKAY, I THINK THEY'RE GONE NOW
EW!
TWO FAT RARTS IN MY KITCHEN??
EWWWWW!!!!!!!
I'M GANNA DIE FROM CRINGE!
*DIEZ FROM CRINGE*
Credits
StarJake

StarJake

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