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Barbie vs. Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of Twin Releases Lyrics by Stark Media

2023

[Intro: Announcer (M!CAH)]
Epic Rap Battles of Twin Releases
Barbie
Versus
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Begin!
[Verse 1: Barbie (garbageGothic)]
Hi, I'm Barbie! But... who’s this lame schmuck?
You're looking so stressed, those wrinkles I can't just fix with makeup
Brought buildings to the ground, but you ain’t takin' me down
'Cause since the 50s, I've been hitting beats. You're in Barbie's Dreamhouse
When I'm in the toy shop, I would mark the charts, then go and top 'em
But, with your atomic bombs, it’s a bit more like shop and drop ’em
Must've felt haunted after bombing your rеlationship with so many flings
You can’t hide from your legacy, while Barbiе can be anything
[Verse 2: J. Robert Oppenheimer (Zawesome)]
So, Barbara says she's a body image champion in her rapping?
When she leads women to be like her: a body filled with plastic
I'm no saint when compared to your picture perfect image, you do no wrong
But, just like your creator, I'll be the one dropping blondes and bombs
A hit on shelves, expressing self, you had the toy world at its knees
Both our bombshells, then, caused all Hell with how your plastic’s trashing seas
But, I was able to feel guilt over what I had done to the Japanese
You just kept that vacant smile on as you were being passed by teens
[Verse 3: Barbie (garbageGothic)]
I foster kids' imaginations, life died with your creation
Barbie Girl in my Barbie World, spreading joy across the nation
Dropped a Fat Man on Japan, and then brought in his brother
Managed to end one war, but, then, you just sparked up another
I'm able to let loose, girls fantasize to hang with the likes of me
While the only partying you do is of the communist variety
People think your bombs were the biggest event in human history
But your home wrecking started way before Manhattan and Trinity
A three hour picture that gets heavier as it gets through scenes?
Did Nolan forget that people like to have fun at the movies?
And, oh, the headlines I'll be reading when the timing of your movie's wrong
Though, this isn't the first time that we've read "Oppenheimer bombs"
[Verse 4: J. Robert Oppenheimer (Zawesome)]
Doing all those jobs 'cause Mattel likes it when you make fat stacks
With different forms and accessories, but it all acts as a cash grab
And bringing up my marriage like you know anything of chemistry?
You and Ken got divorced; now I guess you do come separately
I made the weapon that finally put an end to the Axis
Theoretical Physicist, my ideas have no need for practice
'Cause one simple mistake could plunge the world right into blackness
Most I have to fear from you is seeing Schumer as your actress
Like to act like a spoiled Brat with too many occupations
When your rapping's like your elbows: got no articulation
Now I've cemented myself as Death, a life destroying god
'Cause Barbara will be the third bombshell that I've dropped
[Verse 5: Captain Olimar (JustGamer)]
Captain's Log: July 21st, 2023, and what's this I see?
Two foes battling with bombs... and they forgot about me?
I've never seen stranger creatures in any of my operations
You're an abomination, and, you, uh... bombed a nation!
But my game rose from the ashes, like my little Pikmin boys
Exploring the unique world that you almost left destroyed
I'm collecting treasures in hopes to, one day, rebuy my ship
So, I'll be sure to keep Barbie's DVD movies off of my list
And while you two split fanbases among the film comsumers
Captain Olimar will deliver, 'cause I'm a frickin' trooper
[Outro: Announcer (M!CAH)]
Who won the battle of July 21st, 2023?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of... huh?
Credits
Stark Media

Stark Media

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