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☆UNIDENTIFIED FLEXING OBJECT★ Lyrics by STARRGUY

☆XOOLTAPE★

2017

[Intro]
We're all gods, we're all gods, we're all gods
We're all gods, we're all gods, we're-

[Chorus]
Somebody please get me off of this Earth
Aye, away-away-away-away-away-away
Need to go home, I need to go home
Need to get away, away, I need to get away
Laser gun all in my right hand (pew, pew, pew)
That's not a metaphor, I really got a fuckin' laser gun
Blastin' everything that get in my way
Young Starryguy just found himself a death ray

[Verse 1]
I don't wanna hurt, that's not what I want
I don't wanna burn, but I am a star (but I am a star)
Sometimes I get too hot, I get far too hot
Young Starry supernova on these clods
Sometimes people cross the street
When we walkin' down the same way
And it really, really breaks my heart
Shoutout my friends, they all hold me down
They my gravity, they keep me from floating away

[Chorus]
Away-away-away-away-away-away
And my xrothers hold me down like gravity
So that I don't float away
And my xisters hold me down like gravity
So I can live another day
And my others hold me down like gravity
Woah, woah
Xoolin, sippin Dr. Thunder in my galaxy

[Verse 2]
We're all gods, we're all gods, we're all gods
Eating Kid Cuisine in thousand dollar flip-flops
You can't tell me shit, nah, got money, I'm my own god
Twinkletoes, way I sparkle and I glow, ay
Cutie thick girl with the Saturn stick and poke
Lay her head on my shoulder
And now I love the world a little bit more, but

[Chorus]
Somebody please get me off of this Earth
And my xrothers hold me down like gravity
I need to go home, I need to go home
And my xisters hold me down like gravity
We're all gods, we're all gods
And my others hold me down like gravity
Woah, woah
Xoolin, sippin on that Bunda in my galaxy
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STARRGUY

STARRGUY

About “☆UNIDENTIFIED FLEXING OBJECT★” by STARRGUY

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"☆UNIDENTIFIED FLEXING OBJECT★" is credited to STARRGUY. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"☆UNIDENTIFIED FLEXING OBJECT★" appears on "☆XOOLTAPE★" in 2017.

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